Willy Wonka - Chris Carbery
King Dedede - Chris Carbery
Written By - Chris Carbery
CHANNEL DDD! SÚP Y'ALL!!
I'll make you wish that your books weren't created by Ronald Dahl!
An golden ticket tour last time? With 5 kids?
Named Mike, Violet, Veruca, Augustus, and Charlie? NO SHIT!
Johnny Depp or Gene Wilder? I don't care!
I would rather use Escargoon to knock you high up in the air!
Never mess with kings! Or they will fuck you up!
Waddle Dees! Attack! I just had fricking enough!
WAIT! Not so fast, penguin freak!
You're a disgrace for everyone at Cappy Town, even Kirby!
You and him fight each other to get food back in the Gourmet Race!
I mean, what else can I say?
Stop ordering monsters to kill Kirby! They never work!
You're just the heartless king of jealousy! I'm a best miracle worker!
Bitch! I hope you're the best when you're in a bathtub, too!
OOMPA! LOOMPA! DO-BA-DE DOO!
- transforms into his SSBB form*
Me? The king of jealousy? YOU'RE the one who's jealous!
Watch me grab another hammer and do an double clobber-i-ness!
Sorry, Wet Willy, but you lost your chance!
One more thing. You can have MY BIG GAY DANCE!
- transforms into his Gene Wilder form*
You can't come with me in a world of Pure Imagination!
Can't ya tell? This is your entire humilation!
So, OOMPA! LOOMPA! DO-BEH-DA DEE!
If you are wise, you'll listen to me!
Dedede's a rotten boss to work for.
That we can't ever deny.
Because he yells and screams and criticizes, no matter how Escargoon tried.
He deserve a raise, but alas, you refuse.
And all you gave him are bumps and bruises!
You're a grouch, and a grump. We gotta say!
Willy Wonka & Oompa-Loompas:
We hope Escargoon or Kirby will be a better king someday!