EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
Well well well, what do we have here
A fucking little worm who is a queere
You may have been awesome, but my show was the best
Your game was so stupid, you should be in REST
My show got cancelled because people hate me
Your just a worm that can fucking rap? JEEZE!
I got git here to also destroy you
Your nothing but a pig you WORM HERO JEW
Don't go "psycrow" on me! You just can't even get rid of a cow!
Your puppy 'bout to beat the shit outta you, if you did something terrible to him! OW!
I AM ZIM, BITCH! Prepare to be doomed by my garden gnomes!
And then, I'll send you to the fucking moose room! (GIR: I LOVE THIS SHOW!)
Hello Invader Zom, i will blast you with this gun
Get the heck out or you wont have ANY FUN
My game was the best, BECAUSE IT WAS SO CLASSIC
How the hell am i battling a alien who is MAGIC
I had a TV Show before ren and stimpy END
Why am i here oh wait YOUR NOT MY FRIEND
Stupid little alien, you look like a alien jew
While i save friends, THAT ARE BETTER THEN YOU
What the hell did i just see a fucking worm who saves the world
Get out of here because you scream like a little girl
My show was before easter, YOU FUCKING WORM HOLE
Hows life in retirement dude, cause you are about to go on a POLE
Nick might have cancelled me, but I'm still on Hot Topic AND Deviantart
You stole a suit that was from a giant booger
I'll turn you into gummy worms and make your princess my bitch!
But before that, I'll feed my robot your four brains, and your SEGA GENESIS!
Hey hey hey, lets take it calm and easy
This battle is also going to BE GROOVY
This battle is over, so i will bring out my laser gun
Like i said in the begining, YOU WONT HAVE ANY FUN
EPIC RAP *Invader Zim Evil Laughing* BATTLES *GROOVY!* OF HISTORY