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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

INVADER ZIM

VERSUS

EARTHWORM JIM

BEGIN


Invader Zim 

Well well well, what do we have here

A fucking little worm who is a queere

You may have been awesome, but my show was the best

Your game was so stupid, you should be in REST

My show got cancelled because people hate me

Your just a worm that can fucking rap? JEEZE!

I got git here to also destroy you

Your nothing but a pig you WORM HERO JEW

Don't go "psycrow" on me! You just can't even get rid of a cow!

Your puppy 'bout to beat the shit outta you, if you did something terrible to him! OW!

I AM ZIM, BITCH! Prepare to be doomed by my garden gnomes!

And then, I'll send you to the fucking moose room! (GIR: I LOVE THIS SHOW!)



Earthworm Jim

Hello Invader Zom, i will blast you with this gun

Get the heck out or you wont have ANY FUN

My game was the best, BECAUSE IT WAS SO CLASSIC

How the hell am i battling a alien who is MAGIC

I had a TV Show before ren and stimpy END

Why am i here oh wait YOUR NOT MY FRIEND

Stupid little alien, you look like a alien jew

While i save friends, THAT ARE BETTER THEN YOU


Invader Zim

What the hell did i just see a fucking worm who saves the world

Get out of here because you scream like a little girl

My show was before easter, YOU FUCKING WORM HOLE

Hows life in retirement dude, cause you are about to go on a POLE

Nick might have cancelled me, but I'm still on Hot Topic AND Deviantart

You stole a suit that was from a giant booger

I'll turn you into gummy worms and make your princess my bitch!

But before that, I'll feed my robot your four brains, and your SEGA GENESIS!


Earthworm Jim

Hey hey hey, lets take it calm and easy

This battle is also going to BE GROOVY

This battle is over, so i will bring out my laser gun

Like i said in the begining, YOU WONT HAVE ANY FUN


WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP *Invader Zim Evil Laughing* BATTLES *GROOVY!* OF HISTORY

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