beat produced by Chaoscontrol Luigi, F117 Records, Troy Marvel, MrSmoothBeatz, Austin Forney, PjCOfficial, Allrounda Productions, Dizzla D Beatz, & Dj FhyQ
Chris Carbery as Zim, Keroro, Crypto, Stitch, Wall-E, Marvin, Oh, ET, Fugitoid, & The Doctors(10th, 11th, & 12th)
Kelcey Carbery(Chris' sister) as Samus
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
THE 3RD SEASON FINALE, BITCHES!
The Crypto is back, so listen up closely, yo
It's time for me to take revenge from Moleman's last battle
Also, what's with that frog man? He's so misguided
Since he's started going apeshit over some "Pekoponians"
You have pigs of doom, Zim? I defeated many robo-squids
Destroying all humans, and those lame excuses of aliens
I'll serve your rhymes like tuna, like my name was Poop Dog
And maybe blast the froggy like that bitchin' Tamama
Hey, easy now, bro! No time to play games!
The Sgt. Frog on the go, and he's gonna give ya pain
Are you drunk, Crypto? Someone's been drinking root beer
I got the brains of Kululu, betcha know who I am in here
Spitting disses like tacos the way GIR loved them so
Singing Doom-d-d-doom all the way home
I'll burn ya both to cow flesh and get serious like Gaz
Anime may not be the best, but it's just where it's at
I AM ZIM!! I'll diss ya in the name of my Tallest
Screw your meteor storm, Crypto, I've made sandwiches!
My show may be cancelled, but I had a movie coming soon
So don't talk about my splooch, unless it's something ya knew
Of all the trouble you've caused, I can't believe what happened
Beaten Earthworm Jim to say the least, so can it
I had enough for the both of you, you're outta luck
Becuase I've caused more damage then Stitch would ever done
Oh, now you wanna talk about me? Well, then fucking bring it!
The 626 MC is here on the mic, and for the first time, believe it!
I was made to be the beast, and yet I was tamed by the beauty
It won't watter if Zim had to compare himself around me!
Be sure to say Aloha to my dadda, Jumba
It's Disney vs Nick, Amime, & SOME MUCK
You're all worse than the Leroy clones my cousins had defeated
Zim dosen't even deserve to invade more than any robotic bitch!
Whoa!* Were you talking about EVE or something? Don'tcha do that!
I mean, it's not like you should really be destroyed so bad
I was the one who saved the whole planet, just so you know
It's about time that I bring the pain on these assholes!
I'm the robotic helper that you would ever heard of
You're all just circus freaks who deserved to get fucked
I think the only reason why you're all truly idiotic
is the fact why you can't even beat any last Martian
Marvin the Martian:
spoken: You made me so angry!*
I can't believe you just had to go there like a piece of scrap metal
I had enough of this shit that sounded like Duck Dodgers on patrol
I shall eat them rhymes like them Instant Martians, yes
If you think that you'll beat me, you're as crazy as Taz
Somehow, I thought of plotting to destroy those pathetic Earthlings
But I might have Mr Frog kicked out like Giroro, isn't that lovely?
KABOOM! It's over, I'm an Martian, boom shaka laka
Soon, Zim's fans would be like "Oh Where Has My Invader Gone?"
Oh(from DreamWorks' Home ~2015~):
I do not care, so put you hands in the air
'Cause you're truly like the K-9, a flea-infested nightmare
How long before you all had to end it anyway?
I mean, you're all making me sick, that's what I'll say
You all had never compared to the entire Boov race
Because for Lilo, Stitch, Miss Tucci was my mate
I'm Almost Home, and you'll feel my wrath
Because people had to forget you bitches again
ET Phone Home calling your asses to get out
In the name of Elliott, I'll have to do it now
Your flows are as shitty as my Atari game, see?
So stop with your raps and listen to the symphony
Ouch. Feel the burn from this beat that've changed
When it comes for invaders, you've made a loose chain
Something wrong, Wall-E? Or is it just you pet roach?
I'll not be right here, since you're all pathetic weirdos
spoken: Weirdos? (laughing; KeroKeroKero) No way, you're a weirdo!*
spoken: NO, YOU'RE A WEIRDO!!*
spoken: What is going on?!
Oh wait, here comes something... or someone.
Who ya calling weirdo? Are you obviously THAT moronic?
Because I wanna beat you harder than Mega Man killed it
Like Mother Brain and Ridley, you shall be defeated
I would rather diss the rest of you, but you're so pathetic
Rivaling Peach and Zelda, I'd even beated Lucas and Ness
Stay close with my Zero Suit, it's gonna be a total mess
By the time this is done with, you would be on the Norfair
Because I've traveled through space from any other professor
Were you talking about me? Well, it won't matter anymore *beep*
So greetings from the Fugitoid, the goodest HAL 9000 ever *boop*
I wouldn't possibly understand why Stitch's origin went badly
Ever since he wasn't fully charged when the police came in mentally
Your rhymes are prehistorical like every last Triceraton
Hope Samus wouldn't escape from the destruction of her planet
Now that my verse is at an end, I'll change my oil and wouldn't see you soon
And another thing, I'm a professor, not a doctor, thank you *boop beep*
The Doctor is finally in, and he's back once again
To bring all those invaders and robots each ounce of pain
I'll make like a Dalek and exterminate these creeps
Then zap them with my screwdriver, if you know what I mean
WHILE REGENERATING: Whoa, wait a minute, I don't even want to go
But I guess I still have more flows before I regenerate my soul
So I don't need my tie anymore, just so you have to know
So my last word I'll have to say is... GEROMINO!!!!*
Unlike apples, however, you bitches are definitely rubbish
Dissing Stitch into stitches so that I'll get this over with
It's the Day of the Doctor, not what I've except, but hey
It won't matter now, because... we all change.
quickly regenerates to 12th Doctor*
Didn't like the colors of my kidneys, but you must take a Deep Breath
Because unlike the Weeping Angels, you're all self-possesed
So toodle-o from the Queen of England, better LISTEN
My time is up for me to keep rhyming, and so I've completed my disses
TARDIS door closes*