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poster made by Zaloxitah


written by DannyPlaysGames, Henry Jones & Chris Carbery

beat produced by Piezo Element


Chris Carbery as Pooh Bear

Zaloxitah as Little Bear


Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

LITTLE BEAR!

VS!

POOH BEAR!

BEGIN!


Winnie the Pooh:

Time for something sweet unlike honey and Robin's from Christopher

What Will Little Bear Wear? Probably these disses I stirred

Burn you Down to Ashes with my disses, your attempts just make me hurl

So I’ll leave you depressed like Eeyore, because now you’re in my Disney World

When We Were Very Young, just like you, we knew you couldn’t be able to spit

But Now We Are Six and nothing has changed since

Pooh Oughta Be In Pictures, since my rhymes are surely a treat

Leave you in depressing imagination, then leave you with No Feet


Little Bear:

Hey, Mama & Papa Bear? I got a problem. This freak show wants to mess with me

He's wasn't smart with his little brain if he thinks that he’ll diss me

End you like your finale and my Big Red Book, and it won’t be very sweet

You always eat honey. I'm surprised you can't face realitity

Cooking rhymes for Pooh, you’ll be reading these disses, and THAT'S just it!

Was that the rhymes your spitting? Because you were stuttering like Piglet

Think you'll see Emily's underpants after Mitzy? Come on!

I say it’s best you'll just step back, even your own friends think you’re dumb


Winnie the Pooh:

Raps sweeter than honey, you can’t beat this A.A MC

I'll make you jump like Tigger, but I'll be the one bouncing, you see

I’m a best seller! You only had 15 minutes of fame

Thinking you’ll win is surely a Fairlie because we all know that you’re lame


Little Bear:

Silly old Winnie, Little Bear is making a big impact!

Throw you out a Hundred Acre, and that’s a fact!

You had Many Adventures, Winnie, stepping to me is your last one!

So keep this in your brain, Edward, I’ll rip your stuffing just for fun


WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC, EPIC RAP, EPIC RAP BATTLES, EPIC RAP BATTLES OF,


EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

Who Won?
 
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The poll was created at 18:58 on March 29, 2017, and so far 4 people voted.

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