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written by Chris Carbery


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Chris Carbery as Willy Wonka, King Dedede, & Rick Grimes(cameo)


Lyrics:

Epic Rap Battles of History...

Willy Wonka...

versus...

KING DEDEDE!

2!

BEGIN!


King Dedede:

The suffering of others is the most amusing thing there is, BUT...

Keep calm and go for King Dedede, because now here I come!

How sad that you were kicked out from your terrible dentist for a dad

You would be distracted when I made you thought it was a flying giraffe

I'm the next Mr. T, and this time, I'm gonna pity the fool

Me, an loser from the likes of ya? How very unacceptable!

I mean, really! I'm supposed to despite my greed and selfishness

Just so you haven't noticed, I'm the exact main antagonist

Call me Meta Knight, because I'm slicing and spitting in your Spring Breeze

This is my Mass Attack now that it's the Revenge of the King!!

Hope ya don't need help with the Oompa-Loompas again

In fact, this time, I won't allow myself to put on the mask

Launching your ass so high as much as I launched up Luigi!

By the time this is all done, you're in for a "Giant Swing"

It's aim once, and it's WHAM once! So whatcha gonna Waddle Doo?

This time, instead of Kirby, I'd just had to plot your doom


Willy Wonka:

Me against you again, eh? Well, this shall be an challenge

Because I'll smash you unlike that figure from the Mirror of Dimension

My disses shall be beating you a whole more than your Drum Dash

Oh my, I'm going your puppeteer for now on! HA! Suck it, Taranza!

The Glass Elevator is sure to transport you up and out, bitch

You may be one tough cookie to crack, but now...

Rick Grimes:

Shit happens.

Willy Wonka:

Hope you didn't need a Golden Ticket to diss this phoenix-like man

Everyone doesn't even take your life seriously, they like my film adaptions

I would blow you up from that blueberry gum, but you just beat me to it

You think that I'm an stone freak? Well, at least most kids should listen

that I'd just couldn't stand them, so what's with you with the Crystal Shards?

It doesn't matter, because I'm the Super Star Ultra, even in front of Marx

Unlike your Shadow-slash-Dark side, I'm in for an rampaging Avalanche

While your other side from Tumblr had more things, proving he's DA BES!

Here's what happens when the Great King messes with this chocolatier

His soul shall be ended and deceased only along with Magolor


King Dedede:

Cute kid... Ya almost missed it! It was coming right back at ya!

Don't you know that I was the one that helped Kirby defeat Sectonia?

Even the Smash Brothers wouldn't really believe that I'm already perfect

You're in the Fright to the Finish just as much as I was a chipholic

Even Bowser and K. Rool had to get lost, but eventually, so will you!

So lick my Gordos, and go to hell from the white and red 02

With you smelling like peanuts, it's now my turn to end this riot

Because you're the reason why Johnny Depp was mistaken for Michael Jackson!


Willy Wonka:

Please try going back within the Whispy Woods for once

There wasn't even any point of how your Waddle Dees were on top

Last time I had to check, bro, pure royalty is just for the monsters!

Even with that Abusement Park, you're almost like the Adolf Hitler of Popstar

Your happiness is always Escar-Gone because you've gone Frog Wild

You're a mean King, Dedede, even for your family from the Brawl

This is the end of the 2nd round, so lemme be sure there won't be the 3rd

I'VE WON! YOU GET NOTHING! YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY, SIR!!


WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORRRRRY

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The poll was created at 21:04 on August 4, 2015, and so far 3 people voted.

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