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Chris Carbery as Willy Wonka, King Dedede, & Rick Grimes(cameo)
Epic Rap Battles of History...
The suffering of others is the most amusing thing there is, BUT...
Keep calm and go for King Dedede, because now here I come!
How sad that you were kicked out from your terrible dentist for a dad
You would be distracted when I made you thought it was a flying giraffe
I'm the next Mr. T, and this time, I'm gonna pity the fool
Me, an loser from the likes of ya? How very unacceptable!
I mean, really! I'm supposed to despite my greed and selfishness
Just so you haven't noticed, I'm the exact main antagonist
Call me Meta Knight, because I'm slicing and spitting in your Spring Breeze
This is my Mass Attack now that it's the Revenge of the King!!
Hope ya don't need help with the Oompa-Loompas again
In fact, this time, I won't allow myself to put on the mask
Launching your ass so high as much as I launched up Luigi!
By the time this is all done, you're in for a "Giant Swing"
It's aim once, and it's WHAM once! So whatcha gonna Waddle Doo?
This time, instead of Kirby, I'd just had to plot your doom
Me against you again, eh? Well, this shall be an challenge
Because I'll smash you unlike that figure from the Mirror of Dimension
My disses shall be beating you a whole more than your Drum Dash
Oh my, I'm going your puppeteer for now on! HA! Suck it, Taranza!
The Glass Elevator is sure to transport you up and out, bitch
You may be one tough cookie to crack, but now...
Hope you didn't need a Golden Ticket to diss this phoenix-like man
Everyone doesn't even take your life seriously, they like my film adaptions
I would blow you up from that blueberry gum, but you just beat me to it
You think that I'm an stone freak? Well, at least most kids should listen
that I'd just couldn't stand them, so what's with you with the Crystal Shards?
It doesn't matter, because I'm the Super Star Ultra, even in front of Marx
Unlike your Shadow-slash-Dark side, I'm in for an rampaging Avalanche
While your other side from Tumblr had more things, proving he's DA BES!
Here's what happens when the Great King messes with this chocolatier
His soul shall be ended and deceased only along with Magolor
Cute kid... Ya almost missed it! It was coming right back at ya!
Don't you know that I was the one that helped Kirby defeat Sectonia?
Even the Smash Brothers wouldn't really believe that I'm already perfect
You're in the Fright to the Finish just as much as I was a chipholic
Even Bowser and K. Rool had to get lost, but eventually, so will you!
So lick my Gordos, and go to hell from the white and red 02
With you smelling like peanuts, it's now my turn to end this riot
Because you're the reason why Johnny Depp was mistaken for Michael Jackson!
Please try going back within the Whispy Woods for once
There wasn't even any point of how your Waddle Dees were on top
Last time I had to check, bro, pure royalty is just for the monsters!
Even with that Abusement Park, you're almost like the Adolf Hitler of Popstar
Your happiness is always Escar-Gone because you've gone Frog Wild
You're a mean King, Dedede, even for your family from the Brawl
This is the end of the 2nd round, so lemme be sure there won't be the 3rd
I'VE WON! YOU GET NOTHING! YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY, SIR!!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORRRRRY