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TrixieVSKyle
written by Chris Carbery


beat produced by Danny Bense


Chris Carbery as Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason & Trixie Lulamoon


Lyrics:

EPIC... RAP... BATTLES OF HISTORY

KYLE BLOODWORTH-THOMASON

VS

TRIXIE LULAMOON

BEGIN


Trixie:

All hail the great and powerful Trixie! (Not in Canterlot!)

I'm not even sure if you're classically trained or self-taught,

but you are expelled from Milkweed by Professor Flan, and got sent

in an real school with two retarded idiots!

Because you turned him into an rasberry flan, like no other,

And now you're Hank's former class eraser-er.

You're the conjurer to the end, so no one's even interested.

You're just more like the shittiest pre-teen wizard of the planet.


Kyle:

Please tremble, and give it up for Kyle! And scene.

I'll bitch-slap this so-called "Great and Powerful Trixie"

You got no sense in apologetic, and the loss of the power

Trix are for kids, you motherfucking failure!

What spell takes out another "shoeshine"?

Only Sigmund was better than you, 'cause you're so asinine

I'm smart, free-spirited, and sometimes bossy

But you're so lame you were in a theater, speaking dramatically


Trixie:

In the third person? How about the acid rain?

I'll put you outside so your cape will burn into decay

Or better yet, I'll give you Chicken Pox so you'll never lay a egg

You're Mister Mufflin's bitch, who summons the Fires of Ragnar and takes!


Kyle:

Well, haven't you heard? All your magic is just shit!

You're not destined to be the greatest equine who has ever lived!

You better disappear and run, I'm about to end it!

Call me Twilight Sparkle, because you just don't know the real meaning of magic, bitch!


WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC...

  • magic wand sound*

RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

Who Won ?
 
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The poll was created at 16:44 on June 27, 2014, and so far 2 people voted.

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