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written by Chris Carbery & ChaoProductions


beat produced by Cristal Beats


Chris Carbery as Tarzan

ChaoProductions as Tak


Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

TARZAN!

VERSUS!

TAK!

BEGIN!


Tak:

Watch as Tak attacks this savage right back to stone age

With the power of Juju, my rhymes hit you like a ray

The Great Juju Rap Challenge is now eventually in session

Haven't you heard? People like you can't even understand civilization

I ain't no savage, I'm a hero, and now I'm just really getting started too

When it comes to Nicktoons, I'm the reason why there are no Globs of Doom

I don't need to practice the art of Juju to beat this bitch so wild and manly

Hell, even your raps are even more re-hashed that your series!


Tarzan:

I've become iconic just from swinging on vines

While the shaman can't even pronounce his own tribe

I've seen Avatar better rather than each Navi clone

Three reasons why this childish assistant can't take my flow

[fast rap] I'm not an Orangutan, so this launch will leave you bloody

I'm cared by the Great Apes, while you're cared by nobody

Ask Jane how she would stay right in my own hood

Hear me yell, son! For you, it won't be good

[normal rap] That Juju crap had worse of a plot that your cartoon

Just like how I started my life, my raps will leave you marooned


Tak:

I had no idea what you're saying, but in the meantime, now it's my turn

Trying to step to me? Please, you need some lessons from Terk

Your rhymes are as weird as Mowgli from the Jungle Book in tights

The Jujus are angry, so hello pants, and goodbye vines!


Tarzan:

Give me a break! I just can't even Lok at your terrible character designs!

But you know, your series was better than all your games combined

Keeko? Jibolba? How terrible can these names get?

The Staff of Dreams is not the only power you had to obsess!


WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP! *tarzan yell* BATTLES OF HISTORY!


Who Won?
 
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The poll was created at 17:06 on July 16, 2016, and so far 3 people voted.

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