written by Chris Carbery & ChaoProductions
beat produced by Cristal Beats
Chris Carbery as Tarzan
ChaoProductions as Tak
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
Watch as Tak attacks this savage right back to stone age
With the power of Juju, my rhymes hit you like a ray
The Great Juju Rap Challenge is now eventually in session
Haven't you heard? People like you can't even understand civilization
I ain't no savage, I'm a hero, and now I'm just really getting started too
When it comes to Nicktoons, I'm the reason why there are no Globs of Doom
I don't need to practice the art of Juju to beat this bitch so wild and manly
Hell, even your raps are even more re-hashed that your series!
I've become iconic just from swinging on vines
While the shaman can't even pronounce his own tribe
I've seen Avatar better rather than each Navi clone
Three reasons why this childish assistant can't take my flow
[fast rap] I'm not an Orangutan, so this launch will leave you bloody
I'm cared by the Great Apes, while you're cared by nobody
Ask Jane how she would stay right in my own hood
Hear me yell, son! For you, it won't be good
[normal rap] That Juju crap had worse of a plot that your cartoon
Just like how I started my life, my raps will leave you marooned
I had no idea what you're saying, but in the meantime, now it's my turn
Trying to step to me? Please, you need some lessons from Terk
Your rhymes are as weird as Mowgli from the Jungle Book in tights
The Jujus are angry, so hello pants, and goodbye vines!
Give me a break! I just can't even Lok at your terrible character designs!
But you know, your series was better than all your games combined
Keeko? Jibolba? How terrible can these names get?
The Staff of Dreams is not the only power you had to obsess!
EPIC RAP! *tarzan yell* BATTLES OF HISTORY!