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written by KennethH5 and Chris Carbery


poster made by KennethH5


beat produced by Jordan Beats

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiNvdtYr3eo


Chris Carbery as Sly Cooper & Swiper


Lyrics:


EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

SLY COOPER!

VS!

  • sigh* Swiper

BEGIN!   


Swiper the Fox: 

Oh man! That's not Dora, or Boots, just another dick! 

You're on PlayStation, I'm on Nickelodeon! 

Shamefully, cursing you like an woman spider, Contessa 

I've never happned to have my own movie, truly, that's wasn't enough 

You might fail worse than the loss of my big robotic butterfly 

You've beaten Nathan Drake, but I don't care 'bout that, Sly! 

Go back to your pyramid right about now, 

'cause you're too late! You're never find your victory now!   


Sly Cooper: 

Are you kidding me? I'm facing a Nick Jr. Rip-Off 

I have seen your show and It makes me want to cough 

So, you're on a stupid show for kids 

Some say that you're so extremely pathetic! 

I'm the greatest thief, rather than that stupid frog, Constantine

You're the worst villain ever known, just like Keroro, see?

This should've been your last warning, but if you won't listen to me 

I might just take you out, eventually without being seen!


Swiper the Fox:

You're just trying to bore me, I might say

Are you like PaRappa, or are you just lame!

I'll just steal your stupid games, and then set them on fire!

But you raps are just stupid, and you're just making me tired!


Sly Cooper:

Shut up, man. Hell, Get a job or something like that

You are the worst character, so you should take a nap!

I don't care if you are on Nickelodeon dude!

Swiper no swiping! YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET SCREWED!


WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP! *oh man!* BATTLES OF HISTORY!

Who Won?
 
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The poll was created at 17:39 on July 25, 2014, and so far 5 people voted.

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