poster made by Aaron Peters
written by Chris Carbery
beat produced by Kustom
Chris Carbery as Buhdeuce, Mac, & Bread Maker
Zaloxitah as Bloo & Bloo Superdude
8_Bit_Brony as SwaySway
Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
SWAYSWAY AND BUHDEUCE!
VS!
MAC AND BLOOREGARD!
BEGIN!
Mac & Bloo:
Mac: Are you exactly seeing this, Bloo? They want to go up against us
Bloo: Well, it seems that we'll tell them how much we can step on ducks
Mac: Don't need candy to get all crazed, | Bloo: and hyper around these Introducktions
Both: 'Cause it's about time for the true Destination Imagination
You called yourselves Breadwinners, but we're sure that you'll lose
Mac: I have a report with straight A's, so let us teach you some bad news
Bloo: It's hotter than Topeka with the Lava Mole that always get screwed in the end
Both: We're Bad to the Duck Bone! Try go crying in your Rocket Van!
Breadwinners:
SwaySway: Holy Guacamole on rye, we got another thing coming out
Two customers over here | Buhdeuce: They're sure enough to go down
Let's give them one hell of an Punch Time Explosion so ill, da ze?
Both: It's no Crustmas story! It's the true Nightmare on Wilson Way!
Better go with the flow to do the Zombie Booty
We'll get your asses whooped in 3D like the quest of the Big Cheese
You're Out of Jimmy's Head if you think you can had us served
SwaySway: How can you win, Bloo | Buhdeuce: if you can't even beat Wander?
Bloo Superdude:
Let's see how you can deal with the Superdude now!
With the bear arm, and them big abs, I'm the toughest around!
For the Creator of Everything, I'll destroy you like the Crystal of Power
So sorry, but that you're SCREWED with Ketta, THOU ART THE WINNER!
*Breadwinners summons Bread Maker*
Bread Maker:
Oh yeah! You're in for some deep sourdough as much
Say Goodbye to Bloo again, Mac, and feel the Crustmas pain from Santa Crust
Go back beating up Terrence, you Bloofus, and try not to weep too
I found the Powerpuff Girls much more prettier then the both of you
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC-- *Cheese: Now you're a horsey!* RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!