poster made by Stofferex
Chris Carbery as Stewie Griffin & Eric Cartman
KennethH5 as Bart Simpson
beat produced by Tristan on the Track
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
Going down to South Park, gonna have myself a time
Go down to there, Stew, and meet some friends of mine
You're just a British deep-voiced kid who's Brian's "best friend"
Go back to your father named Peter! You're trying to make yourself upset!
Sometimes, I HATE some things like that time at my first damn road trip!
I'll make you return what you have stolen from me, BITCH!
You're gotta steal the Stick of Truth? You'll might found THAT absurd
Me dissing you is more like someone killed Kenny!
Kyle: YOU BASTARD!
Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there?
Stop watching Terrance and Phillip because they will make you fart!
You've been very naughty, Eric, go back to being very grounded
You can't even stand a chance against this baby of Family Guy, kid
I just remember how your parents blamed Canada, according to your movie!
Just like Kyle's mom, you're a complete son of a bitch to me!
Brian and I will go Back to the Multiverse just to kick your ass!
You shoudn't be on Comedy Central, YOU SHOULD BE GOING BACK TO CLASS!
PUH-LEASE! Don't even bother, little boy, YOU'RE GOING TO HELL!
Try asking Stan if he wants you to be kicked out of my kingdom as well
I found Nazi Zombie Princess Kenny scarier than your rhymes
Now, I banished you from space... and... TIME!!
Brian come over here, this kid is making my brain pop out!
Shut your mouth now, 'there's no need for you to shout
You are a stupid kid who hangs out with your little friends!
I hate you even the Preschool Episode, so this will be your end!
Oh, EAT MY SHORTS! It's Bart Simpson, coming at ya!
Don't have an cow, man! Nelson might be laughing at you two like, "HA-HA!"
Eric Turd-man, just go back to Terrance and Phillip farting together!
But in the meantime, I should see what Itchy and Scratchy hitted them hard!
Stewie Griffin? Oh please, I would face Chris Griffin than you!
You truly have the brians, but either way, I hate school too!
Welcome to the Treehouse of Horror! Looks like you both almost got killed!
My dad might be strangle you both and be all like, "WHY YOU LITTLE...!"
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF--