beat produced by Aero-P Beats
Chris Carbery as Sonic, Knuckles,
Raphael, Leonardo, Michelangelo, & Donatello
KennethH5 as Miles "Tails" Prower
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
COWABUNGA! SEGA is about to get served!
Listen carefully, son, I'll give you a cut like the Shredder
Just like Sonic 06, our NES game may be repetitive as hell
And you can try to beat us ninjas, but it won't end well.
Really? Sonic the Hedgehog? Is that a name you can come up?
I see The Flash faster then you, and yet a few of your games really suck!
Master Splinter called, he wants you to just go away
Even your childish fan, Sammy, had to be more annoying than Kraang
Sonic the Hedgehog:
Sonic is the name, and speed is my game, bitch!
It's so weird that you guys were named right after 4 artists!
No one cares about you, Mikey, so enough with your bitching
We saw Eggman creepier than you four, so go back to your turtle den!
When it comes to the multiverse, we'll make sure there won't be "Turtles Forever"
I'll make your Ice Cap zones cold, just to give you the FRICKing shivers!
So very sorry to leave you depressed, but I gotta go fast
It is time to diss you guys hard, and I will never like your cast
My calculations are just about telling me
That Sonic Boom could make you look worse in Sonic Adventure 3
Sonic's not the only one who had to be gay with Super Mario!
Just go back to Sonic R, so you can feel the sunshine with the Tails Doll
You 3 are about to beat us? Well, like Sonic Sez, that's no good
We no longer need help from 4K!Ds, we got transferred to NickToons
At least, do us a favor, and find an different sewer!
I'm gonna hit you with my staff, sure hope THAT'S gonna hurt!
Big talk from someone who loved April's titties
You guys had almost enough platypus skills as Agent P
I would take an Tornado test drive rather than facing ninja turtles!
We might even become super using the Chaos Emeralds
Leonardo the Leader? "Oh, I'm so frightened!"
Your arcade games are almost as crazier than The Simpsons did
Amy Rose might be coming, just to clobber you with her hammer
The point is, you three toed freaks, you won't get that far
Oh, you just pissed me off now! You better get out of here!
I'll show you what happens when you mess with TURTLE POWER!
It's no use going up against us, since Sonic had to be fighting Silver
Without the Five Nights at Freddy's, this might as well end faster
We'll be eating on your verses like pizza, and we won't be saving you a slice
We will end you once and for all because you are a bunch of furry whores!
I'm gonna break you, so you better run and hide!
We'll hit you 3 in the chili dogs, one way or another!
The Master Emerald Guardian is back, so stop it, your ruining my time!
You bitches are nothing but a joke! I'll come out viciously like Karai
You're playing with Team Chaotix, you're playing with the wrong guys!
Go back being friends to the Power Rangers, SUPER SAMURAI!
Some people just don't understand that they had to play rough!
This battle is for the Sonic Team, so please freaking stop!
Alrights guys, there's only one way to finish this [oh, snap]
I hope that the nigga turtles are ready
Sonic, Tails, & Knuckles:
♫in tune of the TMNT theme song - EPIC RAP BATTLES OF! HISTORY!♫