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Pokemon vs angry birds fan art by qqpass-d8w7ugc
written by KennethH5 & Chris Carbery


Poster made by ZaloFTW

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Zalo/753317491455206

https://soundcloud.com/zaloxitah


beat produced by Allrounda

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AcMxFscC5U


Chris Carbery as Red Bird, Chuck,

Red Trainer, Blue Trainer, Bomb, Gary Oak,

Stella & Ash Ketchum


Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

ANGRY BIRDS!

VS!

POKEMON TRAINERS!

BEGIN!


Red Trainer:

Gotta catch 'em all, but first, it's our turn to diss these feather heads

Because pretty soon, they'll get blasted off unlike the Team Rocket

Blue Trainer:

Pissed off at the pigs after they stole your eggs? Not so suprising

But for now on, after this, you'll be right Under our Pigstruction

Gary Oak:

You think you're special along with The Blues, Matilda, Terence, and Hal?

Because our raps are a whole lot more Mighty than your Eagle

Ash Ketchum:

You're getting me into an Short Fuse now, Bomb! (OOOOHH!!)

Not to mention it's depressing how Stella missed her poor dear Gale


Red Bird:

Don't talk about my girl! We don't even think of how Magikarp was useful!

We'll be dissing you in front of Maxie and Archie! We're so angry as hell!

Chuck[fast rap]:

Birds of a feather! We work together!

Our flows shall be colder than the Ice Bird

It's Chuck Time to turn Ash to ash

By the time I'm done kicking his ass!

Bomb:

I'm digusted how your pets got into the Mystery Dungeon

Trainers best beware, cause I'm the motherfucking Super Bomb!

Stella:

We're the most popular app, and the best game since '09 

Nobody plays your classic game boy games, so prepare to die.


Red Trainer:

UGH!! Don't you even that we have been exploring around the world? HUH?!

Blue Trainer:

Your Rio Packs along with your rebels with Luke Skywalker almost made me hurl

Gary Oak:

Your games are just really boring, while ours are really more fun

Ash Ketchum:

Alright, time to end this piece of shit. Pikachu, THUNDERBOLT!


Red Bird:

HOLD IT NOW! You think that you have been strong within the 3Ds?

Chuck:

We went from the Seasons to the Space, and your games are just an total mess

Stella:

Whoops! I think that you just so got Bomb totally pissed off, yo!

Bomb:

I'm electrifying, and twitching... I'M ABOUT TO EXPLOOOODE!!!! *explosion*


WHO WON? 

WHO'S NEXT? 

YOU DECIDE--*Pikachu ligntning bolt* 

EPIC...*Angry Birds Level Complete Music*

Rap Battles of history.....

Who Won ?
 
1
 
5
 

The poll was created at 20:38 on July 26, 2015, and so far 6 people voted.

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