written by Chris Carbery
Chris Carbery as PaRappa
Kelcey Carbery as Lammy
Zaloxitah as Snoopy
beats produced by Lobster Music & LostInScores
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
PSASBR Announcer: PARAPPA THE RAPPER!
HERE COMES THE NEW CHALLENGER!
Linus: The famous World War I Flying Ace.
PSASBR Announcer: READY?
Lesson 1 starts right about now, but it ain't gonna be happy
'Cause while you hang out with Sunny, I hang out with Fifi
You almost dissed K.K. Slider, but he didn't get more than me
This furry Flying Ace shall have you Woodstocked so badly
I'll start to Block Turn Kick and then step on your ass
Even without the funky flow, or the flour into the bowl, YEAH!
Bring on the soup dish, the cup, and the bacon, now fill me up
Unlike noodles, ya know I can't be beat, so get out! (WHAT?)
Yeah! I know! I GOTTA BELIEVE!!
Beaten Drake once, and now you'll try to outrap me?
Since how many blockheads will it take to know that you cannot win?
You're more like Scooby, but with more anger for other bullshit
This pup just went to the all-star battle royale of PlayStation
I'm the man with the master plan, go back to Charlie Brown
Once your movie starts, and you're saluted by an Californian
I'll serve ya Beard Burgers more than the Mickey D clown
Rats! I can't stand your words! It's almost suppertime
But first I'll keep on dissing with a whole lot more rhymes
You'll be shouting "GOOD GRIEF" when Charlie's flying a kite
I'll kick you dick like it's a football before you keep it tight
Rodney Greenblat had to made ya, but that was the beginning
Money and rapping truly ain't the only ones that you need
So sorry... wait, no I'm not! I think what you must see
That the true girl you're loved from was the Um Jammer Lammy!!
Leave it to Lammy, because it's about time for MilkCan
Rocking out so hard and groovy, and I ain't going mad
You're as crazy as the Hairdresser Octopus who's almost gone
Better hold on tight now, because it's Power Off Power On
I'm the queen of rock, & PaRappa's the king of the rapping
You can't even get rid of the Red Baron, because he's sickening
Got to Move, and never cutting any corners, so just remember this:
If it weren't for PaRappa, each kind of hip-hop would never exist
beat changes back*
PSASBR Announcer: TIME UP!
Polygon Man: You've been practicing.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY