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poster made by Aaron Peters


written by Chris Carbery


Chris Carbery as PaRappa

Kelcey Carbery as Lammy

Zaloxitah as Snoopy


beats produced by Lobster Music & LostInScores


Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

PSASBR Announcer: PARAPPA THE RAPPER!

HERE COMES THE NEW CHALLENGER!

Linus: The famous World War I Flying Ace.

PSASBR Announcer: READY?

FIGHT!


Snoopy:

Lesson 1 starts right about now, but it ain't gonna be happy

'Cause while you hang out with Sunny, I hang out with Fifi

You almost dissed K.K. Slider, but he didn't get more than me

This furry Flying Ace shall have you Woodstocked so badly

I'll start to Block Turn Kick and then step on your ass

Even without the funky flow, or the flour into the bowl, YEAH!

Bring on the soup dish, the cup, and the bacon, now fill me up

Unlike noodles, ya know I can't be beat, so get out! (WHAT?)


PaRappa:

Yeah! I know! I GOTTA BELIEVE!!

Beaten Drake once, and now you'll try to outrap me?

Since how many blockheads will it take to know that you cannot win?

You're more like Scooby, but with more anger for other bullshit

This pup just went to the all-star battle royale of PlayStation

I'm the man with the master plan, go back to Charlie Brown

Once your movie starts, and you're saluted by an Californian

I'll serve ya Beard Burgers more than the Mickey D clown


Snoopy:

Rats! I can't stand your words! It's almost suppertime

But first I'll keep on dissing with a whole lot more rhymes

You'll be shouting "GOOD GRIEF" when Charlie's flying a kite

I'll kick you dick like it's a football before you keep it tight

Rodney Greenblat had to made ya, but that was the beginning

Money and rapping truly ain't the only ones that you need

So sorry... wait, no I'm not! I think what you must see

That the true girl you're loved from was the Um Jammer Lammy!!


beat changes*


Lammy:

Leave it to Lammy, because it's about time for MilkCan

Rocking out so hard and groovy, and I ain't going mad

You're as crazy as the Hairdresser Octopus who's almost gone

Better hold on tight now, because it's Power Off Power On

I'm the queen of rock, & PaRappa's the king of the rapping

You can't even get rid of the Red Baron, because he's sickening

Got to Move, and never cutting any corners, so just remember this:

If it weren't for PaRappa, each kind of hip-hop would never exist


beat changes back*

PSASBR Announcer: TIME UP!

VICTORY!

Polygon Man: You've been practicing.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

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The poll was created at 19:02 on November 21, 2015, and so far 4 people voted.

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