beat produced by D-Maestro
written by ChaoProductions & Chris Carbery
Chris Carbery as SpongeBob SquarePants & Leonardo
ChaoProductions as Timmy Turner & Michelangelo
Zaloxitah as Jimmy Neutron & Donnie
Primetec as Danny Phantom & Raphael
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
SPONGEBOB, DANNY, TIMMY, & JIMMY!
SpongeBob: I'm ready! I'm ready! Let's do this right now!
Danny: Going ghost, but before that, I'll go Boom Boom Pow
It's the quartet of Nicktoons against these freaks Out of the Shadows
SpongeBob: Unlike this Atlantis Squarepantis, your rhymes will start to blow!!
Danny: Unlike all the work people put through, you're more than just freaks
SpongeBob: Bubble Technique, anyone? 'Cause we'll bring it around the NYC
Danny: Hit you like a Spike, Leo, leaving you black and blue
SpongeBob: And red like Raph when we are through, call us jellyfish cause we'll sting you!
Leo: What? Are you serious? 'Cause we'll show you better rhymes
Raphael: We'll beat you with ratings since your age groups moved to five
Leo: You'll end up as brainless as dead Krang, we'll shred you like you're Shredder
Raphael: Stuff Danny back in his locker and him escaping will be never
Leo and Raph: This sponge thinks he's abrasive while his aggressiveness is not showing
Leave him crying like his modern self when we are done flowing
Raph: Danny's rapping worse than SpongeBob's singing in his special episodes
Leo: Listen to this order guy, we'll beat you, SpongeBob, even with a Friend or a Foe!
Jimmy: BRAIN BLAST! I have an idea to show them what we're made of
Timmy: Welcome to the Power Hour, son. We'll see what else you truly got
Cosmo, Wanda, & Poof, I wish that we will have to win
Jimmy: Yes, and then, give them Splinter's to end this Trans-Dimensional twist
Timmy: We are the kings of Nickelodeon, that's something you'll remember
Jimmy: It's shameful that someone put Raph in such a short temper
We just about had it with you! And now let's settle this straight
Timmy: We'll Dogpound you the ground right for your own sake!
Donnie: Hey, Jimmy, put your rhymes and flows back inside your lab
Like how your show ended in 2006, man, that's just so sad
Mikey: We'll attack you like the Attack of the Twonkies, untouched!
It's told for now on, so Cowabunga and Booyakasha!
Donnie & Mikey: We're the kings of Nickelodeon now, so don't fuss
Mikey: You're only sadly mistaken, Timmy, if you'll live with Chloe that much
We'll eat your rhymes like pizza, and mutate your flows like mutagen
Donnie: We're Turtles Forever, so you might as well have to deal with it!
EPIC... RAP... BATTLES... OF... HISTORY!