Chris Carbery as Mr. Game and Watch, Steve, Emmet, & Duck Hunt
poster made by KennethH5
beat produced by KNiCE
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
MR. GAME AND WATCH
This is it, Game and Watch, it is now my turn to shine!
This ain't Blue's Clues, just the flow within my rhymes
Enough with your numbers and your bell ringing, so just stop
Best pocket power? Well, it won't be when you're fucked!
I'll blow you up like a Creeper, 'till you're walking like a Zombie
You'll end up in the Nether, and I won't give you recovery!
Hell, even the Enderdragon had to bring more than two Freddy's
You use button cell batteries? HA! I was in the Xbox 360!
Mr. Game & Watch:
Coming from the Smash series, it's the guy with the Hemlet
Against this sorry noob with no reason to help Master Hand
You're the piggy with the horsey, I'm the 3Ds with no Xbox
I was even made by Yokoi instead of being created by Notch
Hope you would be in The End with all the Wither skeletons
So, listen up, Herobrine, you're almost like the Endermen
I'll throw away like the Iron Golem that shows up in villages
Or maybe I'll just call Pac-Man to take you down like Duck Hunt
Step One: Grab the mic. Step Two: Diss Mr. Game & Watch!
Step Three: Have sex with Wyldstyle after my verse is DONE
In rage like the pissed Unikitty, I'll Wing it like the Batman
Don't mess with the Special, I won't consider you as a friend
Floating like an spaceship made from Benny, THAT'S RIGHT!
Making like Lord/President Business and leave you Kragleized!
You'll be just like John Cool, I'll beat you for the first time, bro!
Where Are My Pants? Oh, wait! They're right over your bun-hole!
Dog: Duck Hunt takes aim once again and back for more, so just hush
Duck: We couldn't understand how Emmet wasn't supposed to get lost
Dog: We "hurtbox" you, especially within your double-decker couch
Duck: Looks like he hasn't fell to the Abyss of Nothingness by now
Dog: We'll Zapper you like the NES, even with our Smash ATTACK!
Duck: Destroy you like Cloud Cuckoo Land, and you'll never come back
Both: For Game and Watch, we put this blockhead into bad luck
Super Smash Announcer: GAME! The winners are Mr. Game & Watch and Duck Hunt
EPIC RAP ♪Everything is Awesome♪ BATTLES OF HISTORY!