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Herbievsmcqueen
written by KennethH5 & Chris Carbery


beat produced by Beatg33kz


Chris Carbery as Lightning McQueen & Herbie


Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

LIGHTNING MCQUEEN!

VERSUS!

HERBIE!

BEGIN!


Lightning McQueen:

LET'S RACE HERBIE, I'm gonna beat you in this race

Your movies make me bored, and you make me a disgrace

The Love Bug was on 1969 and in 1997?

I don't care if your movies are good in heaven

I have 2 movies and a short on DISNEY CHANNEL, BITCH

Heck, Your movies are not awesome and rich like, Rick

I'm out of this battle, so you can't beat me in this battle

YOU HAVE TOO MANY MOVIES, so join my Big cattle


Herbie:

You only have 2 movies, Well that is so stupid

I am back from the hood, and you will get shoot by CUPID

I don't care if your movies are about you racing

How stupid you had to live in Radiator Springs

I have movies are cool, and you can go to school

Even your racing is so terrible because your a fool

I'll grab your tires, so I can arrest you, like an police car

So if you want to watch my movies, you need to be fun, TURD


Lightning McQueen:

ABOUT YOUR MOVIES, YOUR MOVIES ARE CRAP

You should leave this battle, BECAUSE YOU CANT EVEN RAP

I am not stupid if I only have 2 freaking movies, DUDE

Also your friends are gay, YOU SHOULD BE SUED

Your movies are the stupidest thing I have ever heard, Pearl

Can I ask a question for you, ARE YOU A BOY OR A GIRL?!

I am done with you now, so I will run over you! [WHOA!]

I was created by P I X A R while you were created by an asshole


Herbie:

WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME, I SHOULD BE SUED?!

I'm like the Mater of this town but not just like you

I am finished with you, and your movies are shit

So I will put you in a garage can so you can't be fixed

When this battle is over, I'll kick you into Space

I am gonna beat you in this battle race

This is the end of the battle, so there is no Cars 3

So Here is one last question, How can you beat me?


WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC! RAP! *beep-beep* BATTLES OF HISTORY!

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