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written by BroCheck and Chris Carbery 


beat produced by Tristan on the Track  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fu3EGJywpms


Chris Carbery as Phineas, Ferb, Fanboy & Chum Chum 


Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

Fanboy and Chum Chum

vs

Phineas and Ferb

BEGIN 


Phineas Flynn:

Hey Ferb, I know what we're going to do today!

Let's get creative against this pair and show them a real set of brains!

Ferb Flecter:

I'll be worthy as my post again, so you better listen up

What kind of hero drives someone as crazy as fuck?

Phineas Flynn:

No wonder your show has so many reruns from NickToons

With the Chomp from the Chimp, you're as weird as Boog, dude

Ferb Flecter:

Screw the Frosty Mart, we're the ones that'll give you brain freeze

And your adventures, they aren’t even worth anything witty 


Fanboy:

Hey, Chum Chum, let's see what we can do against these fags

So that they would rather be facing Billy and Mandy again

Chum Chum:

You two are worth nothing so get back to your sister

Our raps are so cold, that they'll give you the shivers

Yeah, you know what it is, it's us rocking on the mic

Plus, Gitchi Gitchi Goo ain't the only song you'll be singing, alright?!

Fanboy:

Go back home now, none of you can catch up

Our rhymes will blow you away so hard like Manartica! 


Ferb Flecter:

What, too afraid to be outmatched, you third-grade outcast?

Our minds make wonders during summer vacation come fast

Phineas Flynn:

While your victories are another part of your imagination!

This witty Brit spits hits to shits from masturbation

Ferb Flecter:

You think you'll beat us? We're the ones who put MARVEL on their period

We'll hack your Dollarnator to the 2nd dimension

Phineas Flynn:

When we're through trading blows with your little Chum Chum

Ferb Flecter:

We'll reveal the reality of your weakness as Yum Yum 


Chum Chum:

Watch it now, you're as meaty as that werecow monster

Fanboy:

You can't even win an award, even if you had an reference from Where's my Water

Chum Chum:

Our flows are so cold like the Frosty Freezy Freeze Fever from Berry

Fanboy:

What a shame that you lost your pet, Perry

Chum Chum:

I can see why Isabella likes you, but not so romantic

Fanboy:

You’re only talent is to clean, man you are so sick!

Chum Chum:

The only kind of Star Wars you got was from the Angry Birds

Both:

We just got your asses destroyed like your name was Doofenshmirtz!! 


WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DEICDE! 

EPIC RAP... BATTLES OF... HISTORY

Who Won ?
 
3
 
2
 

The poll was created at 16:35 on May 15, 2015, and so far 5 people voted.

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