written by BroCheck and Chris Carbery
beat produced by Tristan on the Track https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fu3EGJywpms
Chris Carbery as Phineas, Ferb, Fanboy & Chum Chum
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
Fanboy and Chum Chum
Phineas and Ferb
Hey Ferb, I know what we're going to do today!
Let's get creative against this pair and show them a real set of brains!
I'll be worthy as my post again, so you better listen up
What kind of hero drives someone as crazy as fuck?
No wonder your show has so many reruns from NickToons
With the Chomp from the Chimp, you're as weird as Boog, dude
Screw the Frosty Mart, we're the ones that'll give you brain freeze
And your adventures, they aren’t even worth anything witty
Hey, Chum Chum, let's see what we can do against these fags
So that they would rather be facing Billy and Mandy again
You two are worth nothing so get back to your sister
Our raps are so cold, that they'll give you the shivers
Yeah, you know what it is, it's us rocking on the mic
Plus, Gitchi Gitchi Goo ain't the only song you'll be singing, alright?!
Go back home now, none of you can catch up
Our rhymes will blow you away so hard like Manartica!
What, too afraid to be outmatched, you third-grade outcast?
Our minds make wonders during summer vacation come fast
While your victories are another part of your imagination!
This witty Brit spits hits to shits from masturbation
You think you'll beat us? We're the ones who put MARVEL on their period
We'll hack your Dollarnator to the 2nd dimension
When we're through trading blows with your little Chum Chum
We'll reveal the reality of your weakness as Yum Yum
Watch it now, you're as meaty as that werecow monster
You can't even win an award, even if you had an reference from Where's my Water
Our flows are so cold like the Frosty Freezy Freeze Fever from Berry
What a shame that you lost your pet, Perry
I can see why Isabella likes you, but not so romantic
You’re only talent is to clean, man you are so sick!
The only kind of Star Wars you got was from the Angry Birds
We just got your asses destroyed like your name was Doofenshmirtz!!
EPIC RAP... BATTLES OF... HISTORY