poster made by KennethH5
beat produced by Shadowville
Chris Carbery as Oggy & Doraemon
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
So, did I scare you or what? Wait, I didn't? Well, whatever
I'll start dissing this Felix dummy from the jackass Town of Lavender
Swatting you so bad unlike them cockroaches you REALLY HATE
Oggy? More like Cocky! Take it easy with that now, posthaste!
Were you supposed to Stand By that pussy brother named Jack?
Now that things had gone apeshit from the Stone Age! YA MAD?
Whatever Magnon, Prince, Watson, or Oggy-Wan,
I really hope I didn't had a chance just to have sex with Olivia
Doraemon? I didn't think you shouldn't exist, but what the hey?
I mean, this blue furry Roli Poli Oli beating me? NO WAY
No wonder you have to be rivaling Felix the Cat and go on Disney XD
I'll just cause more tears than your Liquid Sorrow from the next century
You may be shocked from your ears bitten from that robo-mouse,
but now this ain't The Birth of Doraemon or the family of "lobos"
Let me win this Galaxy-Grand Prix full of flows and disses
Hell, even Pikachu had to be cuter than you would ever been
Well, not when I start flying with my goddamn Hopter
I see why it's not obvious for you to win For Real over here
I shall end it, so I shall open the Anyway Door for now
So 8 hours later... I FOUND YOU, I WILL NOT CALM DOWN!!
SHUT UP AND STOP EATING EACH "Dorayaki"!
You may be acting Big, but I'm the one with the Little G's
So quit whining about your gadget pocket and that Werewolf Cream
And go back to your Timmy Turner bastard, Noby
EPIC RAP BATTLES!
- Doraemon screaming WHAT???*