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written by Chris Carbery


poster made by KennethH5


beat produced by Shadowville


Chris Carbery as Oggy & Doraemon


Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

OGGY!

VS!

DORAEMON!

BEGIN!


Doraemon:

So, did I scare you or what? Wait, I didn't? Well, whatever

I'll start dissing this Felix dummy from the jackass Town of Lavender

Swatting you so bad unlike them cockroaches you REALLY HATE

Oggy? More like Cocky! Take it easy with that now, posthaste!

Were you supposed to Stand By that pussy brother named Jack?

Now that things had gone apeshit from the Stone Age! YA MAD?

Whatever Magnon, Prince, Watson, or Oggy-Wan,

I really hope I didn't had a chance just to have sex with Olivia


Oggy:

Doraemon? I didn't think you shouldn't exist, but what the hey?

I mean, this blue furry Roli Poli Oli beating me? NO WAY

No wonder you have to be rivaling Felix the Cat and go on Disney XD

I'll just cause more tears than your Liquid Sorrow from the next century

You may be shocked from your ears bitten from that robo-mouse,

but now this ain't The Birth of Doraemon or the family of "lobos"

Let me win this Galaxy-Grand Prix full of flows and disses

Hell, even Pikachu had to be cuter than you would ever been


Doraemon:

Well, not when I start flying with my goddamn Hopter

I see why it's not obvious for you to win For Real over here

I shall end it, so I shall open the Anyway Door for now

So 8 hours later... I FOUND YOU, I WILL NOT CALM DOWN!!


Oggy:

SHUT UP AND STOP EATING EACH "Dorayaki"!

You may be acting Big, but I'm the one with the Little G's

So quit whining about your gadget pocket and that Werewolf Cream

And go back to your Timmy Turner bastard, Noby


WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES!

  • Doraemon screaming WHAT???*

OF HISTORY!

Who Won ?
 
12
 
4
 

The poll was created at 00:08 on August 11, 2015, and so far 16 people voted.

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