written by Chris Carbery & Primetec
beats produced by Tristan on the Track & Beatg33kz
Zaloxitah as Bill Cipher
Chris Carbery as Slappy
Primetec as Flowey
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
I thought I was dead, but the madness has begun once again
So listen up, you Muppet reject, before this flow starts to end
I'll make a deal with you, but that would be unaccepting, man
You're so screwed up in the head, call it a mental Weirdmageddon!
One eye to see you'll lose, I'll make sure you fall like gravity
I'll show you real fear, and unlike your actor, you have no tenacity!
You're such a dummy, it's in your name, change it to "Night of the Living Outcast",
Your victory is scalene, I just verbally bullied you like your past!
Oh, Billy. You're think you're so clever that you'll diss me
I know that's not so sure at all, the story of the Shack is such a Mystery
But you should watch who you're calling "dummy" over your rhymes
When it comes to evil dolls, you're right that I'm a mastermind
I'll leave you with Goosebumps, your fame will be tanking,
Once Slappy spits out flows like Sheldon J. Plankton!
Speaking of which, he never learns. Neither does that rag boy, but seriously...
what kind of Pyramid god gets to talk about his Yo-Kai Watch copies?!
Alright, enough talk. Now I shall see what's on your mind, Slappy
Wait, I'm losing power! What the hell is happening to me?!
A-X-O-L-O-T-L MY TIME HAS COME FOR REAL TO BURN
I ENVOKE THE POWER THAT I MIGHT AS WELL MAY RETURN *screams*
I think Stine would've done that, but now it appears you about to fall
This is just how it was planned, and so I shall rule Gravity Falls
And now, I'll see you in your dreams. Say bon voyage for your peasants
My verse is now complete, but now I'm going back to my-- WHOA SHIT! *book closes shut*
Howdy! I'm Flowey! You happened to be so confused, you idiots
I would reveal my true self, but that would be such a sin
You can watch me dissing you monsters, your file is no longer SAVEd
It's kill or be killed, but for now on, I'll have your souls for this very day
You think you're really smart, don't you? How very stupid of you
I'm the one with the madness, and for all humans and monsters, too
So run into my friendliness pellets, as I Sans that you won't win, see?
It's game over for you, and there'll never be a Happy Halloween!
EPIC RAP BATTLES-- *Omega Flowey laugh* *static* OF HISTORY!!!!!