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poster made by Aaron Peters


written by Chris Carbery & Primetec


beats produced by Tristan on the Track & Beatg33kz


Zaloxitah as Bill Cipher

Chris Carbery as Slappy

Primetec as Flowey


Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

SLAPPY!

VERSUS!

BILL CIPHER!

BEGIN!


Bill Cipher:

I thought I was dead, but the madness has begun once again

So listen up, you Muppet reject, before this flow starts to end

I'll make a deal with you, but that would be unaccepting, man

You're so screwed up in the head, call it a mental Weirdmageddon! 

One eye to see you'll lose, I'll make sure you fall like gravity

I'll show you real fear, and unlike your actor, you have no tenacity!

You're such a dummy, it's in your name, change it to "Night of the Living Outcast",

Your victory is scalene, I just verbally bullied you like your past! 


Slappy:

Oh, Billy. You're think you're so clever that you'll diss me

I know that's not so sure at all, the story of the Shack is such a Mystery

But you should watch who you're calling "dummy" over your rhymes

When it comes to evil dolls, you're right that I'm a mastermind

I'll leave you with Goosebumps, your fame will be tanking, 

Once Slappy spits out flows like Sheldon J. Plankton!

Speaking of which, he never learns. Neither does that rag boy, but seriously...

what kind of Pyramid god gets to talk about his Yo-Kai Watch copies?!


Bill Cipher:

Alright, enough talk. Now I shall see what's on your mind, Slappy

Wait, I'm losing power! What the hell is happening to me?!

A-X-O-L-O-T-L MY TIME HAS COME FOR REAL TO BURN

I ENVOKE THE POWER THAT I MIGHT AS WELL MAY RETURN *screams*


Slappy:

I think Stine would've done that, but now it appears you about to fall

This is just how it was planned, and so I shall rule Gravity Falls

And now, I'll see you in your dreams. Say bon voyage for your peasants

My verse is now complete, but now I'm going back to my-- WHOA SHIT! *book closes shut*


Flowey:

Howdy! I'm Flowey! You happened to be so confused, you idiots

I would reveal my true self, but that would be such a sin

You can watch me dissing you monsters, your file is no longer SAVEd

It's kill or be killed, but for now on, I'll have your souls for this very day

You think you're really smart, don't you? How very stupid of you

I'm the one with the madness, and for all humans and monsters, too

So run into my friendliness pellets, as I Sans that you won't win, see?

It's game over for you, and there'll never be a Happy Halloween!


WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES-- *Omega Flowey laugh* *static* OF HISTORY!!!!!


Who Won?
 
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The poll was created at 20:16 on April 28, 2016, and so far 6 people voted.

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