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written by SmellMehFeet and Chris Carbery


Chris Carbery as Sonic.EXE, Ben Drowned,

Herobrine, SuicideMouse.AVI, & UBOA


LYRICS:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

BEN DROWNED

VS

SONIC.EXE

BEGIN


Sonic.EXE:

What should I say Before I tear this gay elf to shreds

I haunt worldwide You can only be bought in yard sales and sheds 

Your statue's always warping All over the place

And I know you only got a day left But this battle ain't a race

You think people find you scary In your green dress and tights

But I overtook Smile Dog Giving everyone sleepless nights

I am a real game ghost You're just some fat loser's mod

I think it's time for you to surrender I AM GOD. 


BEN DROWNED:

You're God, huh? Nice to meet you My name is Atheist- bitch please!

If no-one believes you what's the point? Now get down on your knees

All you are is a freaky screen pop-up

It doesn't matter what you say Cos I'm still gonna fuck you up

Sonic the Evil Hedgehog? Yeah, you're original

You're the worst crappypasta How'd you even get on MCP's channel?

It won't make any difference  Except the fact that you're still here

When this battle is over Your only emotion will be FEAR  


SONIC.EXE:

I have no fear of you Or of anything in this world 

Open up my notorious file See my horror unfurled  

I know you're itching to fuck this up  But I'm not quite finished yet 

You try to retaliate It's game, match and set 

Some stupid song played backwards? That's all? 

I knew you stooped low But you could at least grow some pixelly balls 

Yeah wow, you're stuck in Cleverbot's system Great fucking job 

I go supersonic speeds while you're stuck in a statue Tell me, is it fun being a slob?  


BEN DROWNED: 

You should not have done that I'll tear your binary to bits 

I can see that already  You're starting to get the shits 

Because again you come last It's a half and half chance 

Even so, you'll always lose  No one gives you a second glance 

You're another stupid mod I'm the original Majora 

I'm eagerly leaving traps For my curious game explorers 

Oh, so you've been disproved again Just get over it. Boo hoo. 

And just one more thing to add You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?


Herobrine:

I'm coming for you, you better run and hide

You better watch out for the fucking wrath of Herobrine

Sonic.EXE, you're a terrible glitch! An SEGA reject, too!

Even M-A-R-I-O says Tails, Knuckles, & Eggman are more scarier than you!

And Ben Drowned, haunted statue of Link, ripoff of Tails Doll

SCP-173 was more classy than you, because you only burn a lot of people

There's no round two for the both of you, so I just about had it

I'll slice you both with my diamond sword, you dipshits!


SuicideMouse.AVI:

It's SuicideMouse.AVI, the creepypasta of the most

You will all be haunted with the sound of an eerie piano

Herobrine, you should be known as Eyeless Steve

How about you watch my video, so I can have you deceased

At the end of my video, you'll be hearing a lady screaming

I'll be coming right back into the 6th minute!

Real suffering is not known, no one may not know it.

But in the end, you'll hear me yelling "The sights of Hell bring its viewers back in!"


UBOA:

BOO! Did I scare you all to death? No? Well, fine!

I'll just step into the stage, this battle will soon be mine!

I'm a motherfucking secret in a japanese freeware game

You all will just be in my maze where you'll NEVER escape

Oh yeah, and SuicideMouse, your video was fake, no lie.

People learned to survived it using the Gmod Survival Guide.

.Flow and I will team up to get all of your asses KILLED!

And then, you'll be sent in a location in Yume Nikki CALLED HELL!!!!!!


WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EEEEEEEEPIIIIIIIIIC... RRAAAAAAAP... BATTLES OF--

  • attack sound*
  • SuicideMouse.avi music*
  • silent*
  • Kefka Laugh*
  • static sound*


Who Won ?
 
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The poll was created at 16:43 on June 27, 2014, and so far 2 people voted.

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