Earthworm Jim - Chris Carbery
Invader Zim - Chris Carbery
Written By - KennethH5 & Chris Carbery
Invader Zim: Well well well, what do we have here
A fucking little worm who is a queer
You may have been awesome, but my show was the best
Your game was so stupid, you should be in REST
Don't go "psycrow" on me! You just can't even get rid of a cow!
Your puppy's about to beat the shit outta you, if you did something terrible to him! OW!
I AM ZIM, BITCH! Prepare to be doomed by my garden gnomes!
And then, I'll send you to the fucking moose room! (GIR: I LOVE THIS SHOW!)
Earthworm Jim: Hello Invader Zom, you pathetic Irken punk! Get the heck out or you won't have ANY FUN
My game was the best, BECAUSE IT WAS SO CLASSIC
How the hell am I battling a alien who is MAGIC
I had a TV Show before ren and stimpy END
Why am i here oh wait YOUR NOT MY FRIEND
Stupid little alien, you look like a alien jew
While i save friends, THAT ARE BETTER THEN YOU
Invader Zim: What the hell did i just see a fucking worm who saves the world Get out of here because you scream like a little girl
My show was before easter, YOU FUCKING WORM HOLE
Hows life in retirement dude, cause you are about to go on a POLE
Nick might have cancelled my show, but I'm still on Hot Topic AND Deviantart
You stole a suit that was from a giant booger
I'll turn you into gummy worms and make your princess my bitch!
But before that, I'll feed my robot your four brains, and your SEGA GENESIS!
Earthworm Jim: Hey hey hey, lets take it calm and easy This battle is also going to BE GROOVY
So I would rather bring out my laser gun
Like i said in the begining, YOU WON'T HAVE ANY FUN
Your show's cancelled? Mine's cancelled, too!
But my first game is remade in the Xbox, and the Playstation, too!
I'm the real tallest around here, you're an Dib blocking queer
Now I just wanted to say this, prepare to eat dirt!