Credits Edit

Doofenshmirtz - Chris Carbery

Plankton - Chris Carbery

Written By - Averagejoeguy2

Lyrics Edit


Here we go, Doof, the battles begun

Hope you brought a shield because I'm pulling out the big guns

you lose to a platypus? That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard

you'd expect more results from a guy who's obviously a science nerd

OK, I admit, I've got the same kind of knowledge

but the difference between us is, I went to college


I am Heinz Doofenshmirtz evil scientist by right

you, you're smaller than a tiny grain of white rice

you go for a sandwich, I go for glory

me winning this battle will make some back story

I've fought Venom, Red Skull, and M.O.D.O.K, too

It only takes a half wit sponge to beat you

You need to get a new hobby in fact, get a life

you gonna cry? go run home to your computer for a wife


At least I have a wife yours walked out now you're lonely

I bet the split is making you alla-moaney.

You've got no friends all you've got is haters

Hey have some fruit cake, become more of a jerk


OK,you little cell it's time to end this rant

Just try to keep rapping after me, you can't

I know your one fear, don't tell me I don't want to trouble you

but right her behind me is AGENT W.