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  • Ccarbe6062

    poster made by Aaron Peters


    written by DannyPlaysGames & Chris Carbery


    beat produced by Chuki Beats

    "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tpJcqvk8NI"


    Chris Carbery as Wirt, Billy,  & Irwin(cameo)

    Zaloxitah as Greg & Mandy


    LYRICS:

    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

    BILLY AND MANDY!

    VERSUS!

    WIRT AND GREG!

    BEGIN!


    Wirt and Greg:

    (Greg) So it comes to Grim Adventures like these, but those two ain't so handy

    (Wirt) We’re making Billy frown with his friend, so we won’t play Fair, Mandy

    (BOTH) We're going down to the Garden Wall from the Big Boogey Adventure

    Like your video game, you both made such incomplete amateurs!

    (Wirt) So go ahead and Meet another Reaper, (Greg) Trying to win is A Dumb Wish, man

    (Wirt) Your rhymes are as pretty as his frog (Greg) Like him, we’ll take …






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  • Ccarbe6062

    poster made by Zaloxitah


    written by DannyPlaysGames, Henry Jones & Chris Carbery

    beat produced by Piezo Element


    Chris Carbery as Pooh Bear

    Zaloxitah as Little Bear


    Lyrics:

    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

    LITTLE BEAR!

    VS!

    POOH BEAR!

    BEGIN!


    Winnie the Pooh:

    Time for something sweet unlike honey and Robin's from Christopher

    What Will Little Bear Wear? Probably these disses I stirred

    Burn you Down to Ashes with my disses, your attempts just make me hurl

    So I’ll leave you depressed like Eeyore, because now you’re in my Disney World

    When We Were Very Young, just like you, we knew you couldn’t be able to spit

    But Now We Are Six and nothing has changed since

    Pooh Oughta Be In Pictures, since my rhymes are surely a treat

    Leave you in depressing imagination, then leave y…





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  • Ccarbe6062

    Jibanyan vs Meowth

    January 3, 2017 by Ccarbe6062

    written by Chris Carbery & DannyPlayGames


    beat produced by VerumeMusic


    Zaloxitah as Jibanyan

    Chris Carbery as Meowth


    Lyrics:

    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

    MEOWTH!

    VERSUS!

    JIBANYAN! (victory)

    BEGIN!

    Jibanyan:

    Wanna fight me? Nyo problem! I'll make sure you'll lose among this furry rap

    You've never heard of spare the paw and spoil the child, so call me Mr. Crabbycat

    You wanna diss the Nyanyan All Stars, I’d send you blasting off like it was your crew

    This’ll be your Nyext and last defeat, like Alolan, I’m here to leave you blue

    Dissing you out with Paws of Fury, you’ll meet this Fist of the North Star 

    So you can watch me dump you like Meowzie dumped you really hard

    Go back to Team Rocket, because I think you're losing your very own Nyaight, nyan

    I'll show mor…




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  • Ccarbe6062

    Tarzan vs Tak

    July 11, 2016 by Ccarbe6062

    poster made by Primetec


    written by Chris Carbery & ChaoProductions


    beat produced by Cristal Beats


    Chris Carbery as Tarzan

    ChaoProductions as Tak


    Lyrics:

    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

    TARZAN!

    VERSUS!

    TAK!

    BEGIN!


    Tak:

    Watch as Tak attacks this savage right back to stone age

    With the power of Juju, my rhymes hit you like a ray

    The Great Juju Rap Challenge is now eventually in session

    Haven't you heard? People like you can't even understand civilization

    I ain't no savage, I'm a hero, and now I'm just really getting started too

    When it comes to Nicktoons, I'm the reason why there are no Globs of Doom

    I don't need to practice the art of Juju to beat this bitch so wild and manly

    Hell, even your raps are even more re-hashed that your series!


    Tarzan:

    I've become iconic …







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  • Ccarbe6062

    poster made by Primetec


    beat produced by D-Maestro 


    written by ChaoProductions & Chris Carbery


    Chris Carbery as SpongeBob SquarePants & Leonardo

    ChaoProductions as Timmy Turner & Michelangelo

    Zaloxitah as Jimmy Neutron & Donnie

    Primetec as Danny Phantom & Raphael


    Lyrics:

    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

    SPONGEBOB, DANNY, TIMMY, & JIMMY!

    VERSUS!

    THE TMNT!

    BEGIN!


    Nicktoons Unite:

    SpongeBob: I'm ready! I'm ready! Let's do this right now!

    Danny: Going ghost, but before that, I'll go Boom Boom Pow

    It's the quartet of Nicktoons against these freaks Out of the Shadows

    SpongeBob: Unlike this Atlantis Squarepantis, your rhymes will start to blow!!

    Danny: Unlike all the work people put through, you're more than just freaks

    SpongeBob: Bubble Technique, anyone? 'Cause we'll…






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  • Ccarbe6062

    Bill Cipher vs Slappy

    April 16, 2016 by Ccarbe6062

    poster made by Aaron Peters


    written by Chris Carbery & Primetec


    beats produced by Tristan on the Track & Beatg33kz


    Zaloxitah as Bill Cipher

    Chris Carbery as Slappy

    Primetec as Flowey


    Lyrics:

    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

    SLAPPY!

    VERSUS!

    BILL CIPHER!

    BEGIN!


    Bill Cipher:

    I thought I was dead, but the madness has begun once again

    So listen up, you Muppet reject, before this flow starts to end

    I'll make a deal with you, but that would be unaccepting, man

    You're so screwed up in the head, call it a mental Weirdmageddon! 

    One eye to see you'll lose, I'll make sure you fall like gravity

    I'll show you real fear, and unlike your actor, you have no tenacity!

    You're such a dummy, it's in your name, change it to "Night of the Living Outcast",

    Your victory is scalene, I ju…






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  • Ccarbe6062

    Luna vs Elsa

    March 5, 2016 by Ccarbe6062

    written by Chris Carbery


    poster made by Primetec

    https://soundcloud.com/will-vanderberry


    beat produced by Kustom


    Primetec as Princess Luna

    Kelcey Carbery as Queen Elsa

    Chris Carbery as Olaf


    Lyrics:

    • Let it Go piano intro*
    • beat starts*

    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

    PRINCESS LUNA!

    VS!

    QUEEN ELSA!

    BEGIN!


    Luna:

    It looks like it appears that we shall fight like girls at last

    By that time you were cursed by ice, girl, were you mad at that?

    No matter though, don't Let it Go, because very soon

    I can be evil, that's why somepony used to call me Nightmare Moon

    What happened to you, were you foolish to think you're free?

    Girl, not ever since you locked yourself up in your room with insanity

    For the First Time in Forever, and at the end of the last time

    You can't even control…






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  • Ccarbe6062

    poster made by Aaron Peters


    written by Chris Carbery


    beat produced by Kustom


    Chris Carbery as Buhdeuce, Mac, & Bread Maker

    Zaloxitah as Bloo & Bloo Superdude

    8_Bit_Brony as SwaySway


    Lyrics:

    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

    SWAYSWAY AND BUHDEUCE!

    VS!

    MAC AND BLOOREGARD!

    BEGIN!


    Mac & Bloo:

    Mac: Are you exactly seeing this, Bloo? They want to go up against us

    Bloo: Well, it seems that we'll tell them how much we can step on ducks

    Mac: Don't need candy to get all crazed, | Bloo: and hyper around these Introducktions

    Both: 'Cause it's about time for the true Destination Imagination

    You called yourselves Breadwinners, but we're sure that you'll lose

    Mac: I have a report with straight A's, so let us teach you some bad news

    Bloo: It's hotter than Topeka with the Lava Mo…






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  • Ccarbe6062

    Chris Carbery as Frosty & Jack Skellington

    beat produced by Jace D. BeatsTV

    written by Chris Carbery


    Frosty:

    Happy birthday, Mr. Jack! Are you new here?

    You may be the Pumpkin King, but I'm the son of Winter

    I almost feel sorry for you of how you replaced Santa

    It turns out you're depressed over some of Oogie's bugs

    It's another legend of me, what else would you know?

    You don't even deserve to just put on a whole show

    When it comes to making children happy, they're right they call me jolly

    What's wrong now, why can't you even listen to Sally?


    Jack:

    What's This? What's This? An magical snowman?

    Dude, there are reasons why you should be call Mr. Snow-fag

    I've grown so tired of your rhymes, they're the same old thing

    You can't even compare to the Pumpkin Kin…



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  • Ccarbe6062

    PaRappa vs Snoopy

    November 21, 2015 by Ccarbe6062

    poster made by Aaron Peters


    written by Chris Carbery


    Chris Carbery as PaRappa

    Kelcey Carbery as Lammy

    Zaloxitah as Snoopy


    beats produced by Lobster Music & LostInScores


    Lyrics:

    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

    PSASBR Announcer: PARAPPA THE RAPPER!

    HERE COMES THE NEW CHALLENGER!

    Linus: The famous World War I Flying Ace.

    PSASBR Announcer: READY?

    FIGHT!


    Snoopy:

    Lesson 1 starts right about now, but it ain't gonna be happy

    'Cause while you hang out with Sunny, I hang out with Fifi

    You almost dissed K.K. Slider, but he didn't get more than me

    This furry Flying Ace shall have you Woodstocked so badly

    I'll start to Block Turn Kick and then step on your ass

    Even without the funky flow, or the flour into the bowl, YEAH!

    Bring on the soup dish, the cup, and the bacon, now f…






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  • Ccarbe6062

    We Bare Bears vs Minions

    October 31, 2015 by Ccarbe6062

    poster made by Zaloxitah


    written by Chris Carbery


    beat produced by EDXBeats


    Chris Carbery as Grizzly, Ice Bear, Kevin, Stuart, Rabbids, Bob & Panda


    Lyrics:

    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

    GRIZZ, PAN-PAN, & ICE BEAR!

    VS!

    KEVIN, STUART, & BOB!

    BEGIN!


    We Bare Bears:

    (Grizz) OK, this video is gonna show you how to rap better

    So let's teach Gru's pests a lesson, because we're BEARS!

    (Pan-Pan) Wait a minute, my phone's not working... actually forget it

    I'll just have to let Ice Bear get to the whole bottom of this

    (Ice Bear) [fast rap] Furry, lovelable, all the same

    You three are better with no phosphate

    Ice Bear wants justice on these freaks

    Going apeshit like a spider monkey

    (Grizz) [normal rap] We don't need Chloe for this job to keep on rapping

    (Pan-Pan) Well, how…






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  • Ccarbe6062

    Shadow vs Twilight 3

    October 28, 2015 by Ccarbe6062

    written by Chris Carbery


    Chris Carbery as Twilight Sparkle, Shadow the Hedgehog, Silver, & Principal PC(South Park)

    beat produced by Tristan on the Track

    Lyrics:

    Shadow: *spoken: This is it, Twilight, for the very last time. The ultimate life forms between Station Square & Ponyville. Because I am Shadow, Shadow the Hedgehog.*

    Epic Rap Battles of History...

    Shadow the Hedgehog...

    VS...

    aaahh..... TWILIGHT SPARKLE!

    THE FINAL ROUND!!!!

    BEGIN!

    Twilight Sparkle:

    Wanna lose again? Well then, go ahead, bring it on!

    I beaten ya two times before, and you gotta move on, so what?

    Last year was gonna be perfect, 'till you went to the Sonic Boom

    When it comes to witchcraft, I'm the one that's so renewed

    *transforms into Rainbow Power Twilight*

    Dan can't even handle Pin…


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  • Ccarbe6062

    written by Chris Carbery


    beat produced by Chaoscontrol Luigi, F117 Records, Troy Marvel, MrSmoothBeatz, Austin Forney, PjCOfficial, Allrounda Productions, Dizzla D Beatz, & Dj FhyQ


    Chris Carbery as Zim, Keroro, Crypto, Stitch, Wall-E, Marvin, Oh, ET, Fugitoid, & The Doctors(10th, 11th, & 12th)

    Kelcey Carbery(Chris' sister) as Samus


    Lyrics:

    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

    THE 3RD SEASON FINALE, BITCHES!

    KERORO!

    VS!

    ZIM!

    VS!

    CRYPTO!

    BEGIN!


    Crypto:

    The Crypto is back, so listen up closely, yo

    It's time for me to take revenge from Moleman's last battle

    Also, what's with that frog man? He's so misguided

    Since he's started going apeshit over some "Pekoponians"

    You have pigs of doom, Zim? I defeated many robo-squids

    Destroying all humans, and those lame excuses of ali…





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  • Ccarbe6062

    written by Chris Carbery


    Chris Carbery as Escargoon's Distress, Trouble in Dreamland, Abandoned by Disney, Polybius, BRVR, Evil Otto, Rainbow Factory, & Sweet Apple Massacre(cameo)


    poster made by Aaron Peters

    https://www.facebook.com/aaron.peters.796569


    beats produced by YourRapBeatsTV, ?, ?, DJ Blazy, StylezT10, & ?


    Lyrics:

    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

    TROUBLE IN DREAMLAND!

    VS!

    ESCARGOON'S DISTRESS!

    BEGIN!


    Escargoon's Distress:

    You will pay, you feathered monster, for what you've got me on

    Why would you hurt me so bad? What have you've fucking done?!

    Soon, you'll end up like me, flying across the halls and stairs 

    And this time, YOUR injuries shall be brusing, and a dislocated arm

    I don't wanna lose from the likes of you! Never! Not even at all!

    You left …






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  • Ccarbe6062

    written by Chris Carbery


    Chris Carbery as Mr. Game and Watch, Steve, Emmet, & Duck Hunt


    poster made by KennethH5


    beat produced by KNiCE


    Lyrics:

    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

    STEVE!

    VERSUS!

    MR. GAME AND WATCH

    BEGIN!


    Steve:

    This is it, Game and Watch, it is now my turn to shine!

    This ain't Blue's Clues, just the flow within my rhymes

    Enough with your numbers and your bell ringing, so just stop

    Best pocket power? Well, it won't be when you're fucked!

    I'll blow you up like a Creeper, 'till you're walking like a Zombie

    You'll end up in the Nether, and I won't give you recovery!

    Hell, even the Enderdragon had to bring more than two Freddy's

    You use button cell batteries? HA! I was in the Xbox 360!


    Mr. Game & Watch:

    Coming from the Smash series, it's the guy with the…







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  • Ccarbe6062

    Doraemon vs Oggy

    August 9, 2015 by Ccarbe6062

    written by Chris Carbery


    poster made by KennethH5


    beat produced by Shadowville


    Chris Carbery as Oggy & Doraemon


    Lyrics:

    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

    OGGY!

    VS!

    DORAEMON!

    BEGIN!


    Doraemon:

    So, did I scare you or what? Wait, I didn't? Well, whatever

    I'll start dissing this Felix dummy from the jackass Town of Lavender

    Swatting you so bad unlike them cockroaches you REALLY HATE

    Oggy? More like Cocky! Take it easy with that now, posthaste!

    Were you supposed to Stand By that pussy brother named Jack?

    Now that things had gone apeshit from the Stone Age! YA MAD?

    Whatever Magnon, Prince, Watson, or Oggy-Wan,

    I really hope I didn't had a chance just to have sex with Olivia


    Oggy:

    Doraemon? I didn't think you shouldn't exist, but what the hey?

    I mean, this blue furry Roli …







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  • Ccarbe6062

    written by Chris Carbery


    beat produced by Audio Network


    Chris Carbery as Willy Wonka, King Dedede, & Rick Grimes(cameo)


    Lyrics:

    Epic Rap Battles of History...

    Willy Wonka...

    versus...

    KING DEDEDE!

    2!

    BEGIN!


    King Dedede:

    The suffering of others is the most amusing thing there is, BUT...

    Keep calm and go for King Dedede, because now here I come!

    How sad that you were kicked out from your terrible dentist for a dad

    You would be distracted when I made you thought it was a flying giraffe

    I'm the next Mr. T, and this time, I'm gonna pity the fool

    Me, an loser from the likes of ya? How very unacceptable!

    I mean, really! I'm supposed to despite my greed and selfishness

    Just so you haven't noticed, I'm the exact main antagonist

    Call me Meta Knight, because I'm slicin…





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  • Ccarbe6062

    written by KennethH5 & Chris Carbery


    Poster made by ZaloFTW

    https://www.facebook.com/pages/Zalo/753317491455206

    https://soundcloud.com/zaloxitah


    beat produced by Allrounda

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AcMxFscC5U


    Chris Carbery as Red Bird, Chuck,

    Red Trainer, Blue Trainer, Bomb, Gary Oak,

    Stella & Ash Ketchum


    Lyrics:

    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

    ANGRY BIRDS!

    VS!

    POKEMON TRAINERS!

    BEGIN!


    Red Trainer:

    Gotta catch 'em all, but first, it's our turn to diss these feather heads

    Because pretty soon, they'll get blasted off unlike the Team Rocket

    Blue Trainer:

    Pissed off at the pigs after they stole your eggs? Not so suprising

    But for now on, after this, you'll be right Under our Pigstruction

    Gary Oak:

    You think you're special along with The Blues, Matilda, Terence,…






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  • Ccarbe6062

    written by BroCheck and Chris Carbery 


    beat produced by Tristan on the Track  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fu3EGJywpms


    Chris Carbery as Phineas, Ferb, Fanboy & Chum Chum 


    Lyrics:

    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

    Fanboy and Chum Chum

    vs

    Phineas and Ferb

    BEGIN 


    Phineas Flynn:

    Hey Ferb, I know what we're going to do today!

    Let's get creative against this pair and show them a real set of brains!

    Ferb Flecter:

    I'll be worthy as my post again, so you better listen up

    What kind of hero drives someone as crazy as fuck?

    Phineas Flynn:

    No wonder your show has so many reruns from NickToons

    With the Chomp from the Chimp, you're as weird as Boog, dude

    Ferb Flecter:

    Screw the Frosty Mart, we're the ones that'll give you brain freeze

    And your adventures, they aren’t even wort…





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  • Ccarbe6062

    written by Chris Carbery


    beats produced by FrameBeats, DRealCell, Jimmy Spector,

    BG The Iceberg, marioking983, Raisi K, JakeWilliamsTV,

    Gambeat808, FrameBeats, texasmadecruz,

    UnderGroundBeats, & Jeremy Crews


    Chris Carbery as Hash-Slinging Slasher, Jeff the Killer, Squidward's Suicide,

    SlenderMan, Chucky, Tails Doll, Freddy Fazbear,

    Courage the Cowardly Dog Lost Episode, Skin Taker, Eyeless Jack,

    Happy Appy, Tony the Talking Clock,

    Torture (Phineas and Ferb CREEPYPASTA) & MissingNo


    KennethH5 as Creepybloom & Paige the Notebook


    Lyrics:

    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

    HASH-SLINGING SLASHER!

    VS!

    JEFF THE KILLER!

    BEGIN!


    Jeff the Killer:

    Go to sleep... your afterlife's about to end

    I'll slice your ass harder than you cut off your own hand

    Whatcha gonna do, flick the l…






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  • Ccarbe6062

    written by KennethH5 & Chris Carbery


    poster made by Stofferex


    Chris Carbery as Stewie Griffin & Eric Cartman

    KennethH5 as Bart Simpson


    beat produced by Tristan on the Track


    Lyrics:

    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

    STEWIE GRIFFIN

    VS!

    ERIC CARTMAN!

    BEGIN!


    Eric Cartman:

    Going down to South Park, gonna have myself a time

    Go down to there, Stew, and meet some friends of mine

    You're just a British deep-voiced kid who's Brian's "best friend"

    Go back to your father named Peter! You're trying to make yourself upset!

    Sometimes, I HATE some things like that time at my first damn road trip!

    I'll make you return what you have stolen from me, BITCH!

    You're gotta steal the Stick of Truth? You'll might found THAT absurd

    Me dissing you is more like someone killed Kenny!


    Kyle: YOU…







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  • Ccarbe6062

    Sonic Heroes vs TMNT

    August 23, 2014 by Ccarbe6062

    written by KennethH5, Anthony Small, & Chris Carbery


    beat produced by Aero-P Beats


    Chris Carbery as Sonic, Knuckles,

    Raphael, Leonardo, Michelangelo, & Donatello

    KennethH5 as Miles "Tails" Prower


    Lyrics:

    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

    VS

    Sonic Heroes

    BEGIN


    Leonardo:

    COWABUNGA!  SEGA is about to get served!

    Listen carefully, son, I'll give you a cut like the Shredder

    Just like Sonic 06, our NES game may be repetitive as hell

    And you can try to beat us ninjas, but it won't end well.


    Michelangelo:

    Really? Sonic the Hedgehog? Is that a name you can come up?

    I see The Flash faster then you, and yet a few of your games really suck!

    Master Splinter called, he wants you to just go away

    Even your childish fan, Sammy, had to be more annoying …






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  • Ccarbe6062

    written by KennethH5 and Chris Carbery


    poster made by KennethH5


    beat produced by Jordan Beats

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiNvdtYr3eo


    Chris Carbery as Sly Cooper & Swiper


    Lyrics:


    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

    SLY COOPER!

    VS!

    • sigh* Swiper

    BEGIN!   


    Swiper the Fox: 

    Oh man! That's not Dora, or Boots, just another dick! 

    You're on PlayStation, I'm on Nickelodeon! 

    Shamefully, cursing you like an woman spider, Contessa 

    I've never happned to have my own movie, truly, that's wasn't enough 

    You might fail worse than the loss of my big robotic butterfly 

    You've beaten Nathan Drake, but I don't care 'bout that, Sly! 

    Go back to your pyramid right about now, 

    'cause you're too late! You're never find your victory now!   


    Sly Cooper: 

    Are you kidding me? I'm facing a…








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  • Ccarbe6062

    Flik vs Z

    July 8, 2014 by Ccarbe6062

    poster made by KennthH5


    written by KennethH5 & Chris Carbery


    Chris Carbery as Flik & Z


    beat produced by THAIBEATS

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJcXsqKWHGU


    Lyrics:

    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

    FLIK

    VS

    Z

    BEGIN!


    Z:

    Okay, now let's see, what do we even have here?

    An inventor who hired circus bugs are not really "WARRIORS"?

    Well, turns out there was never a sequel to your movie

    No one can ever stop the one and only Z

    "What a nice suprise", ya think? Well, I don't think so

    The only PIXAR film I loved was Finding NEMO!

    Like just Herobrine and Bloo said, I just about had it!

    We have our movies on VHS, but I don't give a shiiit.


    Flik:


    I would let you squish me, but you're sure not the Ant Bully


    So we are the only ants that are battling, you see?


    You're named after the…









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  • Ccarbe6062

    written by KennethH5 & Chris Carbery


    beat produced by Beatg33kz


    Chris Carbery as Lightning McQueen & Herbie


    Lyrics:

    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

    LIGHTNING MCQUEEN!

    VERSUS!

    HERBIE!

    BEGIN!


    Lightning McQueen:

    LET'S RACE HERBIE, I'm gonna beat you in this race

    Your movies make me bored, and you make me a disgrace

    The Love Bug was on 1969 and in 1997?

    I don't care if your movies are good in heaven

    I have 2 movies and a short on DISNEY CHANNEL, BITCH

    Heck, Your movies are not awesome and rich like, Rick

    I'm out of this battle, so you can't beat me in this battle

    YOU HAVE TOO MANY MOVIES, so join my Big cattle


    Herbie:

    You only have 2 movies, Well that is so stupid

    I am back from the hood, and you will get shoot by CUPID

    I don't care if your movies are about you racin…






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  • Ccarbe6062

    written by KennethH5 and Chris Carbery


    Chris Carbery as Little Miss Scary and Vendetta


    beat produced by Jionnemack

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGTr4wS_wMI


    Lyrics:


    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!  

    LITTLE MISS SCARY! 

    VS! 

    VENDETTA! 

    BEGIN!   


    Little Miss Scary: 

    Hello, stupid green girl, prepare to play dead 

    Little Miss Scary is coming at you, because of your BREATH! 

    I'm better than the other mean people on Cartoon Network 

    You have a spoon to make fiends, but your still a jerk! 

    I'm going to SCARE you with my Scary-in-a-box, dipshit 

    You have nothing to compare to my snake charming kit 

    Like Jeff the Killer said, you chased little kids in town! 

    I'm the best scariest person EVER, but you chase people around!   


    Vendetta: 

    Scary-in-a-box? Please. I don't b…







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  • Ccarbe6062

    written by KennethH5


    beat produced by DH Films

    https://soundcloud.com/dvd5671/beat-3-play-hard


    Chris Carbery as Shadow & Twilight


    Lyrics:

    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

    SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG

    VS

    TWILIGHT SPARKLE

    2!

    BEGIN!


    Shadow:

    I am battling against a pony again wow This stinks!

    You may be Kid friendly, but you BETTER not blink!

    I am not going to be friendly if you put magic on Me!

    This loser is going to die cause your not the REAL MC!

    When this battle is over, I am going to make you hurl

    You fag, nobody plays with you you stupid girl!

    Let me make you rap, Let's see, you stupid pony Crap!

    How about Twilight Dies with a Spell of Magic Nap!


    Twilight:

    You got to be kidding me, your games makes me cry

    Everytime I play Sonic.EXE, It just makes my friends wanna die!

    I'll…






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  • Ccarbe6062

    written by KennethH5


    beat produced by HarryPotter2875

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcaReQNyJvU


    Chris Carbery as Everyone


    Lyrics:


    EPIC! RAP! BATTLES OF HISTORY!


    ROBOX VS MINECRAFT VS LEGO VS BLOCKLAND!


    BEGIN!


    Minecraft:

    I'm going to grab my Sword so I can chop your bricky heads off

    Minecraft may run from 2010, but your games makes me want to cough

    Why do you copy my games to become the popular games in the website

    Yes I know, I have more updates, but you will be trapped in the night


    ROBLOX:

    Minecraft, your games makes me want to copy your own game

    I may be terrible, but everyone plays me and nobody wants your fame

    Blockland and Lego, you are just losers, so you should be retired forever

    Read my book, it is called "Minecraft, Blockland and Lego will never …









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  • Ccarbe6062

    written by KennethH5

    beat produced by OfficialDJSign

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJyGqwmQXjI


    Chris Carbery as Brentalfloss & LilDeuceDeuce


    Lyrics:


    EPIC! RAP! BATTLES! OF HISTORY!

    LILDEUCEDEUCE!

    VS!

    BRENTALFLOSS!

    BEGIN!


    Brentalfloss:

    It's time to kick Todd's ass till this battle is done

    You may have been cool, but hey at least i won

    My music may be about Video Games, but your is only ASDF

    I'm going to blast your shit, and kill you like Jeff

    Your music is about ASDF, Eddsworld, and other crap

    Come over here and SUCK my big long nap

    It's time for you to lose, but you better get screwed

    Smosh is better then you but you can also lose


    LilDeuceDeuce:

    ALRIGHT, It's time to beat this bitch who makes dumb stuff

    If you have a lame dog, call him my pet, Lump.

    All you d…






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  • Ccarbe6062

    Written by KennethH5 & Chris Carbery


    Beat produced by Pavel Beats

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQPBXnZp2C0


    Chris Carbery as Shadow, Giroro, and Sergeant Calhoun


    Lyrics:

    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

    SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG!

    VS!

    GIRORO!

    BEGIN!


    Shadow:

    What the hell am i battling against a frog

    Guess what Giroro, you will be my hog

    I don't give a crap about your lame tv show

    You were made in Asian because soon you will be my hoe

    I will fucking kick you out the door when this battle is over

    You don't love kids because you don't have a 4-leaf clover

    You're always pissed at your sergeant, so...

    I'll spank your ass just like you did to Keroro!


    Giroro:

    Why the hell are you here battling against me?

    You look like a dog so you should go flee

    I hate you so much, so why don'…






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  • Ccarbe6062

    written by KennetH5

    http://www.youtube.com/kennethh5


    beat produced by Allrounda Productions

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykA9vijD5G8


    Chris Carbery as Master Shake, Frylock, Meatwad,

    Espio, Charmy, & Vector


    Lyrics:

    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY


    AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE


    VS


    TEAM CHAOTIX


    BEGIN



    Meatwad: Were battling against Sonic's team because were going to win


    They should put theirself back in the bin

    Frylock: You fuckers dont know Sonic, but you should die


    We were the best of the best, so dont lie

    Master Shake: You are not better, our show was started 14 years ago


    Now that we are the best, you guys are now my hoe

    Frylock: You think we should defeat them

    Meatwad: Yes we should dude


    When we tell Carl, you guys are so screwed


    Vector: Are you kidding, this is who are we ba…















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  • KennethH5Wikia123

    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

    INVADER ZIM

    VERSUS

    EARTHWORM JIM

    BEGIN



    Well well well, what do we have here

    A fucking little worm who is a queere

    You may have been awesome, but my show was the best

    Your game was so stupid, you should be in REST

    My show got cancelled because people hate me

    Your just a worm that can fucking rap? JEEZE!

    I got git here to also destroy you

    Your nothing but a pig you WORM HERO JEW

    Don't go "psycrow" on me! You just can't even get rid of a cow!

    Your puppy 'bout to beat the shit outta you, if you did something terrible to him! OW!

    I AM ZIM, BITCH! Prepare to be doomed by my garden gnomes!

    And then, I'll send you to the fucking moose room! (GIR: I LOVE THIS SHOW!)




    Hello Invader Zom, i will blast you with this gun

    Get the heck out or you…






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  • Ccarbe6062

    written by KennethH5 & Chris Carbery


    beat produced by Rar3Fox

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZouZUc5D9Y


    Chris Carbery as Earthworm Jim & Invader Zim


    Lyrics:


    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY



    EARTHWORM JIM

    VS

    INVADER ZIM

    BEGIN



    Well well well, what do we have here

    A fucking little worm who is a queer

    You may have been awesome, but my show was the best

    Your game was so stupid, you should be in REST

    Don't go "psycrow" on me! You just can't even get rid of a cow!

    Your puppy's about to beat the shit outta you, if you did something terrible to him! OW!

    I AM ZIM, BITCH! Prepare to be doomed by my garden gnomes!

    And then, I'll send you to the fucking moose room! (GIR: I LOVE THIS SHOW!)




    Hello Invader Zom, you pathetic Irken punk!

    Get the heck out or you won't have ANY FUN …












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  • Ccarbe6062

    written by Chris Carbery


    beat produced by Danny Bense


    Chris Carbery as Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason & Trixie Lulamoon


    Lyrics:

    EPIC... RAP... BATTLES OF HISTORY

    KYLE BLOODWORTH-THOMASON

    VS

    TRIXIE LULAMOON

    BEGIN


    Trixie:

    All hail the great and powerful Trixie! (Not in Canterlot!)

    I'm not even sure if you're classically trained or self-taught,

    but you are expelled from Milkweed by Professor Flan, and got sent

    in an real school with two retarded idiots!

    Because you turned him into an rasberry flan, like no other,

    And now you're Hank's former class eraser-er.

    You're the conjurer to the end, so no one's even interested.

    You're just more like the shittiest pre-teen wizard of the planet.


    Kyle:

    Please tremble, and give it up for Kyle! And scene.

    I'll bitch-slap this so-calle…






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  • Ccarbe6062

    Ben Drowned vs Sonic.EXE

    February 1, 2014 by Ccarbe6062

    written by SmellMehFeet and Chris Carbery


    Chris Carbery as Sonic.EXE, Ben Drowned,

    Herobrine, SuicideMouse.AVI, & UBOA


    LYRICS:

    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

    BEN DROWNED

    VS

    SONIC.EXE

    BEGIN


    Sonic.EXE:

    What should I say Before I tear this gay elf to shreds

    I haunt worldwide You can only be bought in yard sales and sheds 

    Your statue's always warping All over the place

    And I know you only got a day left But this battle ain't a race

    You think people find you scary In your green dress and tights

    But I overtook Smile Dog Giving everyone sleepless nights

    I am a real game ghost You're just some fat loser's mod

    I think it's time for you to surrender I AM GOD. 


    BEN DROWNED:

    You're God, huh? Nice to meet you My name is Atheist- bitch please!

    If no-one believes you what's th…





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  • Ccarbe6062

    Usain Bolt vs Sonic 2

    January 28, 2014 by Ccarbe6062

    written by AminaShaun 

    beat produced by D-Maestro 


    Chris Carbery as Usain Bolt and Sonic the Hedgehog 


    KennethH5 as Miles "TAILS" Prower 

    http://www.youtube.com/user/KennethH5


    Lyrics: 

    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! 

    SONIC THE HEDGEHOG 

    VERSUS! 

    USAIN BOLT! 

    2! 

    BEGIN!  



    Usain Bolt:

    I'm gonna win this round easily just like all my Olympics races, 

    I'm just battling with the face of fucked up faces, 

    I'm the fastest man alive, you're a fictional creature, 

    Everybody loves me while speed is your only noticeable feature, 

    Why you so blue? Did my raps freeze you? 

    You've gone straight downhill since 2002, 

    Because you were big in the 90's. I'll give you that, 

    But now you're a cheesy, kiddy, wannabe me, who used to be really fat, 

    Nice rings, by the way. Just joking…






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  • Ccarbe6062


    written by KennethH5 & Chris Carbery


    poster made by JoFilm


    Chris Carbery as Himself,

    Zander,

    https://www.youtube.com/user/WoodenHornets

    & KennethH5

    https://www.youtube.com/KennethH5


    Lyrics:

    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY.

    ZANDER KANACK!

    VS!

    CHRIS CARBERY!

    BEGIN!


    Chris Carbery:

    And I thought my dad has mental illness

    I just don't understand why I'm against an ripoff of Marble Hornets

    You may be in ERBParodies, but i am awesome

    You're so good at video editing but you are not always handsome

    I have a family, and I even have a soul

    So, take this tnt and shove it up your shovel

    Even my sister just can't get her head outta her butt.

    It's your turn, so go ahead and good luck!


    Zander:

    I'm WOODENHORNETS,, and i make crazy videos

    You need to just quit your channel and find a …







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  • Ccarbe6062

    Jimmy Neutron VS Dexter

    January 25, 2014 by Ccarbe6062

    written by Tohokari-Steel


    beat produced by StuntinSteveAustin

    and Getts Beats


    Chris Carbery as Jimmy Neutron and Dexter


    Lyrics:


    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!! 

    DEXTER!

    VERSUS!

    JIMMY NEUTRON!  

    BEGIN!!! 


    Jimmy Neutron:

    Leaping Leptons, what do I see?

    A little ginger kid to be beaten by me

    Try not to lose your cool this time

    By challenging me to this battle of rhyme

    But I seriously doubt that you're going to win

    You can't even outwit your bimbo sister, your lesser kin

    Still don't get it huh? Well, I'll say this in Layman's terms

    You're the dumbest kid around, with an IQ of a worm 


    Dexter:

    Enter at your own peril, you big-headed imbecile!

    You cause so many disasters that I'm surprised you are no criminal!

    In my laboratory, the impossible may happen except your vic…







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  • Ccarbe6062

    Scout VS Banjo-Kazooie

    January 21, 2014 by Ccarbe6062

    written by Dragonsblood23


    beat produced by Chaoscontrol Luigi

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6en4-9UomIs


    Chris Carbery as Scout, Banjo, & Kazooie


    LYRICS:


    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY 

    Scout (TF2) 

    VS 

    BANJO KAZOOIE 

    BEGIN 


    Banjo The Bear: 

    Press Start to be ready for the gaming battle  

    I'm sorry but your not qualify for this historical sattle

    I came from the guys that brought kids 007 Goldeneye

    You only friends are just some Heavy, Pyro, and Spy

    Me and Kazooie were the ones that made it to D.C. 

    Go back to your Orange Box on your broken P.C. 

    15 years I've been doing this It's No Mystery 

    When I'm done call the medic for serious injuries 


    Scout:  

    This is my opponent? This won't even be fair, 

    I'm a trained assassin, you're a reject care bear.

    You might be abl…







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  • Ccarbe6062

    Brown VS Brown

    January 18, 2014 by Ccarbe6062

    written by Dragonsblood23


    beat produced by BANGER COMMITTEE

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTZB1-GYnzc


    Chris Carbery as Charlie Brown & Chris Brown


    Lyrics:


    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYY 

    CHRIS BROWN

    VS 

    CHARLIE BROWN 

    BEGIN 


    Chris Brown: 

    Unlike you I'm a real rapper I got F.A.M.E and Fortune, 

    Son of a Barber Why The Fuck did your parents get an abortion. 

    I'll abuse Lucy like Rihanna and kick her like a football, 

    Yeah 3x the power,to beat this yellow kid thats bald! 

    Your dog got more fame, firin up like Donald Trump kid 

    Your only friend is a kid who believes in a magical pumpkin. 

    Your Peanuts is too small, So let me give you a tip. 

    Call me The Red Baron cause I'm gonna shoot this comic strip. 


    Charlie Brown: 

    Good Grief, what do we have here a rapper…







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