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Ccarbe6062 Ccarbe6062 6 October 2019
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Courage the Cowardly Dog vs Luigi's Mansion

Luigi:

Mamma mia, Cartoon Network just got more dark than I would think

Going up against an cowardly dog? What is this, the Mystery Inc.?

It's funny when it comes to talking dogs in cartoon history

I'll send you to the Dark Moon just like your mom and daddy

Each time you're more afraid than me, you're always left out from your place

And believe me, that makes you the bigger Chicken from Outer Space

You've been a very bad puppy, go to your doggy day care

E. Gadd proclaims "You're not perfect", ain't that such a nightmare?



Courage:

Haven't you heard? Ghostbusters are the first ones who came along

The dust bunnies are gone, but why does this plumber still got that vacuum on?

This ain't some Mario Party contest, but allow me to roll the dice?

Besides how E…



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Ccarbe6062 Ccarbe6062 30 July 2019
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Invader Zim vs Usapyon



Usapyon:

Feels like I’m a-fixin’ to a hip-hop kinda fight and then win it, too

Of course, I wouldn’t mind taking down this Irken wannabe down like BBQ

You can’t even succeed in your home planet while I do my space duty lightly

I’m the Tallest, and you’re the shortest when it comes to been Almighty

No need for a Chicky Licky meal, try some fries before you “ketchup”

You ain’t enough to be my Faux, your ego is always Lil’, Kappa

Enough with them pants and notice how bad you’re acting

This fight is what I sound like when I’m the only one laughing



Invader Zim:

Prepare to meet your moosey fate into this vile, lyrical bargain!

Me, Zim, going up to a bunny version of Marvin the Martian? 

This ain’t some Looney Tunes sketch, so I’ll make this clear like never…





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Ccarbe6062 Ccarbe6062 26 April 2019
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Kim Possible vs Spy Kids

poster made by Chris Carbery

written by Walls & Chris Carbery

beat produced by EDXBeats

"https://soundcloud.com/edx-beats/press-start"



Chris Carbery as Ron Stoppable

Jowin (Chris' mom) as Camen Cortex & Kim Possible

Walls as Juni Cortez



Lyrics:

CCARBE6062 RAP BATTLES!

KIM POSSIBLE & RON STOPPABLE

VERSUS

CARMEN & JUNI CORTEZ!

BREAK IT DOWN



SPY KIDS:

Carmen: Are those the new spies? Oh wait, it’s just two fighting nerds

Juni: Come on! Are they always finding themselves absurd?

If you both don’t mind, you should get some better lives

And another thing, you barely even know your own rights

Carmen: No time for cheerleaders here, just stick to being stalkers

We shouldn’t have to be your rivals like Bonnie Rockwalker

Juni: You’re the real Drakken, Ronald, not just s…







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Ccarbe6062 Ccarbe6062 9 April 2019
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The Grim Reaper vs Dracula

poster made by Chris Carbery

written by Silent & Chris Carbery

beat produced by Beatg33kz

"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFaWtHTahWk"



Chris Carbery as Grim & Dracula



Lyrics:

(Billy & Mandy intro)

CCARBE6062 RAP BATTLES!

DRACULA

VS

GRIM

BREAK IT DOWN!


Grim Reaper:

I don’t know how many monsters you send straight in your “hotel”

But alas, I most certainly had the most deadly lines to tell

You've had so many different incarnations, for as much as I see

that your name and past is practically and mentally more dead than me

No one wants to hear the “Zing” stuff, they all looked over Scary Godmother

I’ll leave you with my Underfist and my scythe, ya got that, brother?

You’re a pain in the neck, like how Adam Sandler made your dialogue

I know you don’t say Bleh Ble…






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Ccarbe6062 Ccarbe6062 16 January 2019
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The Boss Baby vs Rugrats

poster made by Chris Carbery


written by Chris Carbery & Silent

beat produced by Tristan on the Track

"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXV9YGh4X9Q "


Silent as Tommy Pickles

Jowin (Chris's mom) as Angelica Pickles

Chris Carbery as the Boss Baby


Lyrics:

CCARBE6062 RAP BATTLES!

THE BOSS BABY!

VERSUS!

TOMMY PICKLES!

BREAK IT DOWN!


Tommy Pickles:

I'm only 1 year old, and yet I'm still more All Grown Up than you

A baby dissing you is what a baby like me is gonna do

Face it, boy. I'm Ruthless and Toothless, so I'll Bald-win this fight!

Did you lost your rattle? Well, turns out it just doesn't fit you right

Look at yourself! You're just some weird-looking Stewie Griffin in a suit

One other thing, your plot is somehow even much worse than your attitude

I'm spitting ver…





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Ccarbe6062 Ccarbe6062 12 December 2018
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Plankton vs Cortex

poster made by Chris Carbery


written by Chris Carbery & Silent

beat produced by D-Maestro

"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HORHShHQb8c "


Chris Carbery as Sheldon J. Plankton

Silent as Doctor Neo Cortex



Lyrics:

CCARBE6062 RAP BATTLES!

CORTEX!

VERSUS!

PLANKTON!

BREAK IT DOWN!



Plankton:

After all of my years of plotting and scheming, I never clearly expect

to fight someone like you who always has the letter N on their forehead

Compared to how I went to college, you're barely even quite evil

Even if you’re ten times the size of earth, I can still squash you like a beetle!

If you try fito-ing Plankton, it's guaranteed that you'll "crash" and burn

I'm spitting verbal bullets like Pinstripe, better call up the Komondo Brothers

(Painty: Are you ready, kids?) GOOD! I…







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Ccarbe6062 Ccarbe6062 15 September 2018
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Experiement 626 (Stitch) vs XJ-9 (Jenny)

poster made by Aaron Peters

written by Chris Carbery & Silent

beat produced by VinnyO

"https://soundcloud.com/vinnyot/repetition "


Chris Carbery as Stitch

Jowin (Chris' mom) as XJ-9



Lyrics:

CCARBE6062 RAP BATTLES!

XJ-9: JENNY!

VERSUS!

626: STITCH!

BREAK IT DOWN!



XJ-9:

Okay, let’s say I could hardly recall why I need to get to know you

But even with Lilo and Nani, you sure have some anger issues

To think I rather be in the mall than to just take down experiments

Still, I could try to put your harsh, cruel bickering to an end

I’m taking you out! Call this fight: “The Flow from a Teenage Robot”

First, Jumba made you, then teams up with Pleakey, wasn’t that enough?

The point is how your anime happened after you've met your master

Therefore, your whole story betwe…






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Ccarbe6062 Ccarbe6062 9 July 2018
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Lightning McQueen vs Herbie (REMASTERED)

written by KennethH5 & Chris Carbery



beat produced by Beatg33kz



Christopher Carbery as Lightning McQueen

Zaloxitah as Herbie



Lyrics:

Lightning McQueen:

KA-CHOW! Come on now! Let's see who I'm facing in this verbal race

Going against a Love Bug, huh? And I thought Chick was a bigger disgrace

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Herbie:

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Lightning McQueen:

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Herbie:

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tba

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Ccarbe6062 Ccarbe6062 15 June 2018
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Hash Slinging Slasher vs Audrey II

written by Chris Carbery

beats produced by The Unbeatables

(false intro) & bigkidrant3

"https://soundcloud.com/bigkidrant3official/a-little-rap-beat-i-created "


Chris Carbery as Audrey II (& Richard)

358blackdayz as Hash Slinging Slasher



Lyrics:

(Why are the nightmares from my childhood coming back to HAUNT ME?!)

CCARBE6062 RAP BATTLES!

SEYMOUR KRELBORN!

VERSUS!

SQUIDWARD--


Audrey II: [spoken: HAH! I didn't think so...]

Hope you won't mind if I take down BOTH the Krusty Krab and the Chum Bucket

I'm the most fearful talking predator, Kenny the Shark can go suck it

Wait, you, the host of this now? Well, I say "Hi Brother!"

Now, let's see what's in store for the Mean Green Mother.


Hash Slinging Slasher:

You answered the phone, now the lights are off as you can…






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Ccarbe6062 Ccarbe6062 14 June 2018
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We Bare Bears vs Ed Edd n Eddy

poster made by Aaron Peters

written by 385blackdayz & Chris Carbery

beat produced by Ryini Beats

"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKR4NERNHPQ "


Chris Carbery as Grizz & Ed

????? as Panda & Eddy

Zaloxitah as Ice Bear & Edd



Lyrics:

CCARBE6062 RAP BATTLES!

WE BARE BEARS!

VERSUS!

ED EDD N EDDY!

BREAK IT DOWN!



We Bare Bears:

Grizz: .

Panda: .

Ice Bear: .

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Panda: .

Grizz: .

ALL: .

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Ed Edd n Eddy:

Ed: .

Edd: .

Eddy: .

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Edd: .

Ed: .

ALL: .

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[cut scene to Ice Bear getting hit by a tree, then broke character into Ice B

while Ed got himself dressed up as Lothar the Viking]



Ice Bear (Ice B):

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Ed (Lothar):

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WHO WON THIS BATTLE?

THAT IS UP TO YOU!

CCARBE6062-- (Hashtag Ice Bear for President)

(SHUT UP!) RAP BATTLES!
















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Ccarbe6062 Ccarbe6062 4 May 2018
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Doraemon vs Garfield

poster made by Aaron Peters

written by 358Blackdayz & Chris Carbery

beat produced by UnderGroundRapBeats "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg0pRN4l-a8 "

Chris Carbery as Garfield & Doraemon

Zaloxitah as Garzooka


Lyrics:

CCARBE6062 RAP BATTLES!

GARFIELD!

VERSUS!

DORAEMON!

BREAK IT DOWN!


Garfield:

What a big fat hairy deal that I had to put up with you

But I guess wrecking this blue dude would be a perfect view

I hate you so much more than Odie, even on Mondays

One of those days, it'll be much easier to beat you on a Sunday

If there's something about anime that I have to question,

it's because of wrathful mothers who had too many aggressions!

And you know what? Let's face it! You're messing with the MC Big G

Why don't you try to diss me now? I needed to get som…



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Ccarbe6062 Ccarbe6062 12 April 2018
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Speedy Gonzales vs Swiper the Fox

poster made by Aaron Peters

written by Aaron Peters & Chris Carbery

beat produced by Allrounda Productions

"https://soundcloud.com/allrounda/instrumental-planet-hiphop-beat-by-allrounda"

Chris Carbery as Speedy Gonzales & Slowpoke (cameo)

Zaloxitah as Swiper the Fox

Kuba Bańdura as Elmer Fudd (cameo)


Lyrics:

CCARBE6062 RAP BATTLES!

SPEEDY!

VERSUS!

...ahem. Swiper again.

BREAK IT DOWN!



Speedy:

¡Ándale, arriba! They don't make rhymes like they used to

The fox is out of the box with no socks? Well, where's Doctor Seuss?!

They call me Speedy 'cause I'm fast, even Wile E has no clue, boy

The gloves and bandana are coming off from you, go back to your toys

To be honest, you just ain't in the Map from the Backpack, bro

Just from breaking the fourth wall like any ot…




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Ccarbe6062 Ccarbe6062 24 February 2018
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Larry Daley vs Mike Schmidt

poster made by Aaron Peters

written by Kuba Bańdura & Chris Carbery

beat produced by Beatg33kz


Zaloxitah as Larry Dalley

Chris Carbery as Mike Schmidt


Lyrics:

CCARBE6062 RAP BATTLES!

(the real series premiere)

LARRY DALEY!

VERSUS!

MIKE SCHMIDT!

BEGIN!


Larry Daley:

From Daley Devices to the microphone, you can call me MC Daley

I Glow-in-the-dark with this flashlight, so go ahead, try to beat me!

Roaring bars like Rex while dropping them while you've tried to hide

I rather leave here without question before you get a chance to strike

To be clear, you’re the worst guard whose standing in my shadow, Bonnie!

Keep your feet Stiller, because your whole career is a no-go, buddy!

You should stick to the Sister Location, Mister Eggs Benedict

'Cause you were Left Behind…




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Ccarbe6062 Ccarbe6062 3 January 2018
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Disney vs Nintendo vs Nickelodeon vs SEGA

written by Chris Carbery


beats produced by Ryini Beats "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_ZvKzQQYUM" & DJ Ray "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vilYFuPXQ0w"


Chris Carbery as Mickey Mouse, Super Mario,

SpongeBob SquarePants, & Sonic the Hedgehog

Zaloxitah as Emmet

WoodenHornets as Patrick Star (cameo)

Mancha as Squidward (cameo)



Lyrics:

CCARBE6062 RAP BATTLES!

MICKEY MOUSE! VERSUS! SUPER MARIO!

VERSUS! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

VERSUS! SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!

BREAK IT DOWN!



Mickey Mouse:

Hiya, everbody! You can call me Mickey Mouse,

although it might be a bit rude to intrude in my clubhouse...

But bring someone else to fight, I can cross anyone who loathes me!

Sponges, hedgehogs, & plumbers? What is this, a calamity?

You tried your best to succeed but ja didn't get …







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Ccarbe6062 Ccarbe6062 24 September 2017
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Yo-kai Watch vs Undertale

poster/thumbnail made by Aaron Peters


written by DannyPlaysGames & Chris Carbery


beats produced by YKSNØY, Kustom, Beatg33kz, Jackson Beatz, Allrounda Productions, & TCustomz Productionz


Zaloxitah as Frisk, Ben Tennyson & Darwin

Chris Carbery as Nate Adams, Steven Universe, Dipper Pines, Gumball, Clarence & Milo Murphy


LYRICS:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

THE SERIES FINALE! (parody)

YO-KAI WATCH!

VERSUS!

UNDERTALE!!!!!!!!!!

BEGIN!


Frisk:

I hold my pacifist senses just how I fill myself with power

Until they sent me against the grandson of a self-centered heroic coward

Here's a reason you can't stand my Determination that you'll fulfill

Your grade point average is as bad as your social skills

The Spear of Justice I built is just so sick with these bars I w…






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Ccarbe6062 Ccarbe6062 27 April 2017
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Wirt & Greg vs Billy & Mandy

poster made by Aaron Peters


written by DannyPlaysGames & Chris Carbery


beat produced by Chuki Beats

"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tpJcqvk8NI"


Chris Carbery as Wirt, Billy,  & Irwin(cameo)

Zaloxitah as Greg & Mandy


LYRICS:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

BILLY AND MANDY!

VERSUS!

WIRT AND GREG!

BEGIN!


Wirt and Greg:

(Greg) So it comes to Grim Adventures like these, but those two ain't so handy

(Wirt) We’re making Billy frown with his friend, so we won’t play Fair, Mandy

(BOTH) We're going down to the Garden Wall from the Big Boogey Adventure

Like your video game, you both made such incomplete amateurs!

(Wirt) So go ahead and Meet another Reaper, (Greg) Trying to win is A Dumb Wish, man

(Wirt) Your rhymes are as pretty as his frog (Greg) Like him, we’ll take …






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Ccarbe6062 Ccarbe6062 29 March 2017
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Winnie the Pooh vs Little Bear

poster made by Zaloxitah


written by DannyPlaysGames, Henry Jones & Chris Carbery

beat produced by Piezo Element


Chris Carbery as Pooh Bear

Zaloxitah as Little Bear


Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

LITTLE BEAR!

VS!

POOH BEAR!

BEGIN!


Winnie the Pooh:

Time for something sweet unlike honey and Robin's from Christopher

What Will Little Bear Wear? Probably these disses I stirred

Burn you Down to Ashes with my disses, your attempts just make me hurl

So I’ll leave you depressed like Eeyore, because now you’re in my Disney World

When We Were Very Young, just like you, we knew you couldn’t be able to spit

But Now We Are Six and nothing has changed since

Pooh Oughta Be In Pictures, since my rhymes are surely a treat

Leave you in depressing imagination, then leave y…





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Ccarbe6062 Ccarbe6062 3 January 2017
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Jibanyan vs Meowth

written by Chris Carbery & DannyPlayGames


beat produced by VerumeMusic


Zaloxitah as Jibanyan

Chris Carbery as Meowth


Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

MEOWTH!

VERSUS!

JIBANYAN! (victory)

BEGIN!

Jibanyan:

Wanna fight me? Nyo problem! I'll make sure you'll lose among this furry rap

You've never heard of spare the paw and spoil the child, so call me Mr. Crabbycat

You wanna diss the Nyanyan All Stars, I’d send you blasting off like it was your crew

This’ll be your Nyext and last defeat, like Alolan, I’m here to leave you blue

Dissing you out with Paws of Fury, you’ll meet this Fist of the North Star 

So you can watch me dump you like Meowzie dumped you really hard

Go back to Team Rocket, because I think you're losing your very own Nyaight, nyan

I'll show mor…




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Ccarbe6062 Ccarbe6062 11 July 2016
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Tarzan vs Tak

poster made by Primetec


written by Chris Carbery & ChaoProductions


beat produced by Cristal Beats


Chris Carbery as Tarzan

ChaoProductions as Tak


Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

TARZAN!

VERSUS!

TAK!

BEGIN!


Tak:

Watch as Tak attacks this savage right back to stone age

With the power of Juju, my rhymes hit you like a ray

The Great Juju Rap Challenge is now eventually in session

Haven't you heard? People like you can't even understand civilization

I ain't no savage, I'm a hero, and now I'm just really getting started too

When it comes to Nicktoons, I'm the reason why there are no Globs of Doom

I don't need to practice the art of Juju to beat this bitch so wild and manly

Hell, even your raps are even more re-hashed that your series!


Tarzan:

I've become iconic …







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Ccarbe6062 Ccarbe6062 28 May 2016
1

Nicktoons Unite vs TMNT (Ninja Turtle sequel)

poster made by Primetec


beat produced by D-Maestro 


written by ChaoProductions & Chris Carbery


Chris Carbery as SpongeBob SquarePants & Leonardo

ChaoProductions as Timmy Turner & Michelangelo

Zaloxitah as Jimmy Neutron & Donnie

Primetec as Danny Phantom & Raphael


Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

SPONGEBOB, DANNY, TIMMY, & JIMMY!

VERSUS!

THE TMNT!

BEGIN!


Nicktoons Unite:

SpongeBob: I'm ready! I'm ready! Let's do this right now!

Danny: Going ghost, but before that, I'll go Boom Boom Pow

It's the quartet of Nicktoons against these freaks Out of the Shadows

SpongeBob: Unlike this Atlantis Squarepantis, your rhymes will start to blow!!

Danny: Unlike all the work people put through, you're more than just freaks

SpongeBob: Bubble Technique, anyone? 'Cause we'll…






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Ccarbe6062 Ccarbe6062 16 April 2016
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Bill Cipher vs Slappy

poster made by Aaron Peters


written by Chris Carbery & Primetec


beats produced by Tristan on the Track & Beatg33kz


Zaloxitah as Bill Cipher

Chris Carbery as Slappy

Primetec as Flowey


Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

SLAPPY!

VERSUS!

BILL CIPHER!

BEGIN!


Bill Cipher:

I thought I was dead, but the madness has begun once again

So listen up, you Muppet reject, before this flow starts to end

I'll make a deal with you, but that would be unaccepting, man

You're so screwed up in the head, call it a mental Weirdmageddon! 

One eye to see you'll lose, I'll make sure you fall like gravity

I'll show you real fear, and unlike your actor, you have no tenacity!

You're such a dummy, it's in your name, change it to "Night of the Living Outcast",

Your victory is scalene, I ju…






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Ccarbe6062 Ccarbe6062 5 March 2016
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Luna vs Elsa

written by Chris Carbery


poster made by Primetec

https://soundcloud.com/will-vanderberry


beat produced by Kustom


Primetec as Princess Luna

Kelcey Carbery as Queen Elsa

Chris Carbery as Olaf


Lyrics:

  • Let it Go piano intro*
  • beat starts*

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

PRINCESS LUNA!

VS!

QUEEN ELSA!

BEGIN!


Luna:

It looks like it appears that we shall fight like girls at last

By that time you were cursed by ice, girl, were you mad at that?

No matter though, don't Let it Go, because very soon

I can be evil, that's why somepony used to call me Nightmare Moon

What happened to you, were you foolish to think you're free?

Girl, not ever since you locked yourself up in your room with insanity

For the First Time in Forever, and at the end of the last time

You can't even control…






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Ccarbe6062 Ccarbe6062 7 January 2016
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SwaySway & Buhdeuce vs Mac & Bloo

poster made by Aaron Peters


written by Chris Carbery


beat produced by Kustom


Chris Carbery as Buhdeuce, Mac, & Bread Maker

Zaloxitah as Bloo & Bloo Superdude

8_Bit_Brony as SwaySway


Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

SWAYSWAY AND BUHDEUCE!

VS!

MAC AND BLOOREGARD!

BEGIN!


Mac & Bloo:

Mac: Are you exactly seeing this, Bloo? They want to go up against us

Bloo: Well, it seems that we'll tell them how much we can step on ducks

Mac: Don't need candy to get all crazed, | Bloo: and hyper around these Introducktions

Both: 'Cause it's about time for the true Destination Imagination

You called yourselves Breadwinners, but we're sure that you'll lose

Mac: I have a report with straight A's, so let us teach you some bad news

Bloo: It's hotter than Topeka with the Lava Mo…






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Ccarbe6062 Ccarbe6062 7 December 2015
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Jack Skellington vs Frosty the Snowman CHRISTMAS RAP BATTLE

Chris Carbery as Frosty & Jack Skellington

beat produced by Jace D. BeatsTV

written by Chris Carbery


Frosty:

Happy birthday, Mr. Jack! Are you new here?

You may be the Pumpkin King, but I'm the son of Winter

I almost feel sorry for you of how you replaced Santa

It turns out you're depressed over some of Oogie's bugs

It's another legend of me, what else would you know?

You don't even deserve to just put on a whole show

When it comes to making children happy, they're right they call me jolly

What's wrong now, why can't you even listen to Sally?


Jack:

What's This? What's This? An magical snowman?

Dude, there are reasons why you should be call Mr. Snow-fag

I've grown so tired of your rhymes, they're the same old thing

You can't even compare to the Pumpkin Kin…



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Ccarbe6062 Ccarbe6062 21 November 2015
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PaRappa vs Snoopy

poster made by Aaron Peters


written by Chris Carbery


Chris Carbery as PaRappa

Kelcey Carbery as Lammy

Zaloxitah as Snoopy


beats produced by Lobster Music & LostInScores


Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

PSASBR Announcer: PARAPPA THE RAPPER!

HERE COMES THE NEW CHALLENGER!

Linus: The famous World War I Flying Ace.

PSASBR Announcer: READY?

FIGHT!


Snoopy:

Lesson 1 starts right about now, but it ain't gonna be happy

'Cause while you hang out with Sunny, I hang out with Fifi

You almost dissed K.K. Slider, but he didn't get more than me

This furry Flying Ace shall have you Woodstocked so badly

I'll start to Block Turn Kick and then step on your ass

Even without the funky flow, or the flour into the bowl, YEAH!

Bring on the soup dish, the cup, and the bacon, now f…






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Ccarbe6062 Ccarbe6062 31 October 2015
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We Bare Bears vs Minions

poster made by Zaloxitah


written by Chris Carbery


beat produced by EDXBeats


Chris Carbery as Grizzly, Ice Bear, Kevin, Stuart, Rabbids, Bob & Panda


Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

GRIZZ, PAN-PAN, & ICE BEAR!

VS!

KEVIN, STUART, & BOB!

BEGIN!


We Bare Bears:

(Grizz) OK, this video is gonna show you how to rap better

So let's teach Gru's pests a lesson, because we're BEARS!

(Pan-Pan) Wait a minute, my phone's not working... actually forget it

I'll just have to let Ice Bear get to the whole bottom of this

(Ice Bear) [fast rap] Furry, lovelable, all the same

You three are better with no phosphate

Ice Bear wants justice on these freaks

Going apeshit like a spider monkey

(Grizz) [normal rap] We don't need Chloe for this job to keep on rapping

(Pan-Pan) Well, how…






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Ccarbe6062 Ccarbe6062 28 October 2015
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Shadow vs Twilight 3

written by Chris Carbery


Chris Carbery as Twilight Sparkle, Shadow the Hedgehog, Silver, & Principal PC(South Park)

beat produced by Tristan on the Track

Lyrics:

Shadow: *spoken: This is it, Twilight, for the very last time. The ultimate life forms between Station Square & Ponyville. Because I am Shadow, Shadow the Hedgehog.*

Epic Rap Battles of History...

Shadow the Hedgehog...

VS...

aaahh..... TWILIGHT SPARKLE!

THE FINAL ROUND!!!!

BEGIN!

Twilight Sparkle:

Wanna lose again? Well then, go ahead, bring it on!

I beaten ya two times before, and you gotta move on, so what?

Last year was gonna be perfect, 'till you went to the Sonic Boom

When it comes to witchcraft, I'm the one that's so renewed

*transforms into Rainbow Power Twilight*

Dan can't even handle Pin…


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Ccarbe6062 Ccarbe6062 9 October 2015
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Zim vs Keroro vs Crypto SEASON 3 FINALE

written by Chris Carbery


beat produced by Chaoscontrol Luigi, F117 Records, Troy Marvel, MrSmoothBeatz, Austin Forney, PjCOfficial, Allrounda Productions, Dizzla D Beatz, & Dj FhyQ


Chris Carbery as Zim, Keroro, Crypto, Stitch, Wall-E, Marvin, Oh, ET, Fugitoid, & The Doctors(10th, 11th, & 12th)

Kelcey Carbery(Chris' sister) as Samus


Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

THE 3RD SEASON FINALE, BITCHES!

KERORO!

VS!

ZIM!

VS!

CRYPTO!

BEGIN!


Crypto:

The Crypto is back, so listen up closely, yo

It's time for me to take revenge from Moleman's last battle

Also, what's with that frog man? He's so misguided

Since he's started going apeshit over some "Pekoponians"

You have pigs of doom, Zim? I defeated many robo-squids

Destroying all humans, and those lame excuses of ali…





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Ccarbe6062 Ccarbe6062 8 September 2015
0

Escargoon's Distress vs Trouble in Dreamland

written by Chris Carbery


Chris Carbery as Escargoon's Distress, Trouble in Dreamland, Abandoned by Disney, Polybius, BRVR, Evil Otto, Rainbow Factory, & Sweet Apple Massacre(cameo)


poster made by Aaron Peters

https://www.facebook.com/aaron.peters.796569


beats produced by YourRapBeatsTV, ?, ?, DJ Blazy, StylezT10, & ?


Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

TROUBLE IN DREAMLAND!

VS!

ESCARGOON'S DISTRESS!

BEGIN!


Escargoon's Distress:

You will pay, you feathered monster, for what you've got me on

Why would you hurt me so bad? What have you've fucking done?!

Soon, you'll end up like me, flying across the halls and stairs 

And this time, YOUR injuries shall be brusing, and a dislocated arm

I don't wanna lose from the likes of you! Never! Not even at all!

You left …






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Ccarbe6062 Ccarbe6062 26 August 2015
0

Mr. Game & Watch vs Steve

written by Chris Carbery


Chris Carbery as Mr. Game and Watch, Steve, Emmet, & Duck Hunt


poster made by KennethH5


beat produced by KNiCE


Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

STEVE!

VERSUS!

MR. GAME AND WATCH

BEGIN!


Steve:

This is it, Game and Watch, it is now my turn to shine!

This ain't Blue's Clues, just the flow within my rhymes

Enough with your numbers and your bell ringing, so just stop

Best pocket power? Well, it won't be when you're fucked!

I'll blow you up like a Creeper, 'till you're walking like a Zombie

You'll end up in the Nether, and I won't give you recovery!

Hell, even the Enderdragon had to bring more than two Freddy's

You use button cell batteries? HA! I was in the Xbox 360!


Mr. Game & Watch:

Coming from the Smash series, it's the guy with the…







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Ccarbe6062 Ccarbe6062 9 August 2015
2

Doraemon vs Oggy

written by Chris Carbery


poster made by KennethH5


beat produced by Shadowville


Chris Carbery as Oggy & Doraemon


Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

OGGY!

VS!

DORAEMON!

BEGIN!


Doraemon:

So, did I scare you or what? Wait, I didn't? Well, whatever

I'll start dissing this Felix dummy from the jackass Town of Lavender

Swatting you so bad unlike them cockroaches you REALLY HATE

Oggy? More like Cocky! Take it easy with that now, posthaste!

Were you supposed to Stand By that pussy brother named Jack?

Now that things had gone apeshit from the Stone Age! YA MAD?

Whatever Magnon, Prince, Watson, or Oggy-Wan,

I really hope I didn't had a chance just to have sex with Olivia


Oggy:

Doraemon? I didn't think you shouldn't exist, but what the hey?

I mean, this blue furry Roli …







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Ccarbe6062 Ccarbe6062 3 August 2015
0

Willy Wonka vs King Dedede 2

written by Chris Carbery


beat produced by Audio Network


Chris Carbery as Willy Wonka, King Dedede, & Rick Grimes(cameo)


Lyrics:

Epic Rap Battles of History...

Willy Wonka...

versus...

KING DEDEDE!

2!

BEGIN!


King Dedede:

The suffering of others is the most amusing thing there is, BUT...

Keep calm and go for King Dedede, because now here I come!

How sad that you were kicked out from your terrible dentist for a dad

You would be distracted when I made you thought it was a flying giraffe

I'm the next Mr. T, and this time, I'm gonna pity the fool

Me, an loser from the likes of ya? How very unacceptable!

I mean, really! I'm supposed to despite my greed and selfishness

Just so you haven't noticed, I'm the exact main antagonist

Call me Meta Knight, because I'm slicin…





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Ccarbe6062 Ccarbe6062 25 July 2015
1

Pokémon Trainers vs Angry Birds

written by KennethH5 & Chris Carbery


Poster made by ZaloFTW

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Zalo/753317491455206

https://soundcloud.com/zaloxitah


beat produced by Allrounda

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AcMxFscC5U


Chris Carbery as Red Bird, Chuck,

Red Trainer, Blue Trainer, Bomb, Gary Oak,

Stella & Ash Ketchum


Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

ANGRY BIRDS!

VS!

POKEMON TRAINERS!

BEGIN!


Red Trainer:

Gotta catch 'em all, but first, it's our turn to diss these feather heads

Because pretty soon, they'll get blasted off unlike the Team Rocket

Blue Trainer:

Pissed off at the pigs after they stole your eggs? Not so suprising

But for now on, after this, you'll be right Under our Pigstruction

Gary Oak:

You think you're special along with The Blues, Matilda, Terence,…






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Ccarbe6062 Ccarbe6062 28 April 2015
0

Fanboy & Chum Chum vs Phineas & Ferb

written by BroCheck and Chris Carbery 


beat produced by Tristan on the Track  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fu3EGJywpms


Chris Carbery as Phineas, Ferb, Fanboy & Chum Chum 


Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

Fanboy and Chum Chum

vs

Phineas and Ferb

BEGIN 


Phineas Flynn:

Hey Ferb, I know what we're going to do today!

Let's get creative against this pair and show them a real set of brains!

Ferb Flecter:

I'll be worthy as my post again, so you better listen up

What kind of hero drives someone as crazy as fuck?

Phineas Flynn:

No wonder your show has so many reruns from NickToons

With the Chomp from the Chimp, you're as weird as Boog, dude

Ferb Flecter:

Screw the Frosty Mart, we're the ones that'll give you brain freeze

And your adventures, they aren’t even wort…





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Ccarbe6062 Ccarbe6062 25 October 2014
0

Hash-Slinging Slasher vs Jeff the Killer

written by Chris Carbery


beats produced by FrameBeats, DRealCell, Jimmy Spector,

BG The Iceberg, marioking983, Raisi K, JakeWilliamsTV,

Gambeat808, FrameBeats, texasmadecruz,

UnderGroundBeats, & Jeremy Crews


Chris Carbery as Hash-Slinging Slasher, Jeff the Killer, Squidward's Suicide,

SlenderMan, Chucky, Tails Doll, Freddy Fazbear,

Courage the Cowardly Dog Lost Episode, Skin Taker, Eyeless Jack,

Happy Appy, Tony the Talking Clock,

Torture (Phineas and Ferb CREEPYPASTA) & MissingNo


KennethH5 as Creepybloom & Paige the Notebook


Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

HASH-SLINGING SLASHER!

VS!

JEFF THE KILLER!

BEGIN!


Jeff the Killer:

Go to sleep... your afterlife's about to end

I'll slice your ass harder than you cut off your own hand

Whatcha gonna do, flick the l…






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Ccarbe6062 Ccarbe6062 24 September 2014
0

Stewie Griffin vs Eric Cartman

written by KennethH5 & Chris Carbery


poster made by Stofferex


Chris Carbery as Stewie Griffin & Eric Cartman

KennethH5 as Bart Simpson


beat produced by Tristan on the Track


Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

STEWIE GRIFFIN

VS!

ERIC CARTMAN!

BEGIN!


Eric Cartman:

Going down to South Park, gonna have myself a time

Go down to there, Stew, and meet some friends of mine

You're just a British deep-voiced kid who's Brian's "best friend"

Go back to your father named Peter! You're trying to make yourself upset!

Sometimes, I HATE some things like that time at my first damn road trip!

I'll make you return what you have stolen from me, BITCH!

You're gotta steal the Stick of Truth? You'll might found THAT absurd

Me dissing you is more like someone killed Kenny!


Kyle: YOU…







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Ccarbe6062 Ccarbe6062 23 August 2014
0

Sonic Heroes vs TMNT

written by KennethH5, Anthony Small, & Chris Carbery


beat produced by Aero-P Beats


Chris Carbery as Sonic, Knuckles,

Raphael, Leonardo, Michelangelo, & Donatello

KennethH5 as Miles "Tails" Prower


Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

VS

Sonic Heroes

BEGIN


Leonardo:

COWABUNGA!  SEGA is about to get served!

Listen carefully, son, I'll give you a cut like the Shredder

Just like Sonic 06, our NES game may be repetitive as hell

And you can try to beat us ninjas, but it won't end well.


Michelangelo:

Really? Sonic the Hedgehog? Is that a name you can come up?

I see The Flash faster then you, and yet a few of your games really suck!

Master Splinter called, he wants you to just go away

Even your childish fan, Sammy, had to be more annoying …






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Ccarbe6062 Ccarbe6062 25 July 2014
0

Swiper the Fox vs Sly Cooper

written by KennethH5 and Chris Carbery


poster made by KennethH5


beat produced by Jordan Beats

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiNvdtYr3eo


Chris Carbery as Sly Cooper & Swiper


Lyrics:


EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

SLY COOPER!

VS!

  • sigh* Swiper

BEGIN!   


Swiper the Fox: 

Oh man! That's not Dora, or Boots, just another dick! 

You're on PlayStation, I'm on Nickelodeon! 

Shamefully, cursing you like an woman spider, Contessa 

I've never happned to have my own movie, truly, that's wasn't enough 

You might fail worse than the loss of my big robotic butterfly 

You've beaten Nathan Drake, but I don't care 'bout that, Sly! 

Go back to your pyramid right about now, 

'cause you're too late! You're never find your victory now!   


Sly Cooper: 

Are you kidding me? I'm facing a…








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Ccarbe6062 Ccarbe6062 8 July 2014
0

Flik vs Z

poster made by KennthH5


written by KennethH5 & Chris Carbery


Chris Carbery as Flik & Z


beat produced by THAIBEATS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJcXsqKWHGU


Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

FLIK

VS

Z

BEGIN!


Z:

Okay, now let's see, what do we even have here?

An inventor who hired circus bugs are not really "WARRIORS"?

Well, turns out there was never a sequel to your movie

No one can ever stop the one and only Z

"What a nice suprise", ya think? Well, I don't think so

The only PIXAR film I loved was Finding NEMO!

Like just Herobrine and Bloo said, I just about had it!

We have our movies on VHS, but I don't give a shiiit.


Flik:


I would let you squish me, but you're sure not the Ant Bully


So we are the only ants that are battling, you see?


You're named after the…









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Ccarbe6062 Ccarbe6062 20 June 2014
1

Lightning McQueen vs Herbie

written by KennethH5 & Chris Carbery


beat produced by Beatg33kz


Chris Carbery as Lightning McQueen & Herbie


Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

LIGHTNING MCQUEEN!

VERSUS!

HERBIE!

BEGIN!


Lightning McQueen:

LET'S RACE HERBIE, I'm gonna beat you in this race

Your movies make me bored, and you make me a disgrace

The Love Bug was on 1969 and in 1997?

I don't care if your movies are good in heaven

I have 2 movies and a short on DISNEY CHANNEL, BITCH

Heck, Your movies are not awesome and rich like, Rick

I'm out of this battle, so you can't beat me in this battle

YOU HAVE TOO MANY MOVIES, so join my Big cattle


Herbie:

You only have 2 movies, Well that is so stupid

I am back from the hood, and you will get shoot by CUPID

I don't care if your movies are about you racin…






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Ccarbe6062 Ccarbe6062 7 June 2014
0

Little Miss Scary vs Vendetta

written by KennethH5 and Chris Carbery


Chris Carbery as Little Miss Scary and Vendetta


beat produced by Jionnemack

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGTr4wS_wMI


Lyrics:


EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!  

LITTLE MISS SCARY! 

VS! 

VENDETTA! 

BEGIN!   


Little Miss Scary: 

Hello, stupid green girl, prepare to play dead 

Little Miss Scary is coming at you, because of your BREATH! 

I'm better than the other mean people on Cartoon Network 

You have a spoon to make fiends, but your still a jerk! 

I'm going to SCARE you with my Scary-in-a-box, dipshit 

You have nothing to compare to my snake charming kit 

Like Jeff the Killer said, you chased little kids in town! 

I'm the best scariest person EVER, but you chase people around!   


Vendetta: 

Scary-in-a-box? Please. I don't b…







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Ccarbe6062 Ccarbe6062 1 June 2014
0

Shadow the Hedgehog vs Twilight Sparkle 2

written by KennethH5


beat produced by DH Films

https://soundcloud.com/dvd5671/beat-3-play-hard


Chris Carbery as Shadow & Twilight


Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG

VS

TWILIGHT SPARKLE

2!

BEGIN!


Shadow:

I am battling against a pony again wow This stinks!

You may be Kid friendly, but you BETTER not blink!

I am not going to be friendly if you put magic on Me!

This loser is going to die cause your not the REAL MC!

When this battle is over, I am going to make you hurl

You fag, nobody plays with you you stupid girl!

Let me make you rap, Let's see, you stupid pony Crap!

How about Twilight Dies with a Spell of Magic Nap!


Twilight:

You got to be kidding me, your games makes me cry

Everytime I play Sonic.EXE, It just makes my friends wanna die!

I'll…






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Ccarbe6062 Ccarbe6062 22 May 2014
27

Roblox vs Minecraft vs Blockland vs LEGO

written by KennethH5


beat produced by HarryPotter2875

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcaReQNyJvU


Chris Carbery as Everyone


Lyrics:


EPIC! RAP! BATTLES OF HISTORY!


ROBOX VS MINECRAFT VS LEGO VS BLOCKLAND!


BEGIN!


Minecraft:

I'm going to grab my Sword so I can chop your bricky heads off

Minecraft may run from 2010, but your games makes me want to cough

Why do you copy my games to become the popular games in the website

Yes I know, I have more updates, but you will be trapped in the night


ROBLOX:

Minecraft, your games makes me want to copy your own game

I may be terrible, but everyone plays me and nobody wants your fame

Blockland and Lego, you are just losers, so you should be retired forever

Read my book, it is called "Minecraft, Blockland and Lego will never …









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Ccarbe6062 Ccarbe6062 5 March 2014
1

Brentalfloss VS LilDeuceDeuce

written by KennethH5

beat produced by OfficialDJSign

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJyGqwmQXjI


Chris Carbery as Brentalfloss & LilDeuceDeuce


Lyrics:


EPIC! RAP! BATTLES! OF HISTORY!

LILDEUCEDEUCE!

VS!

BRENTALFLOSS!

BEGIN!


Brentalfloss:

It's time to kick Todd's ass till this battle is done

You may have been cool, but hey at least i won

My music may be about Video Games, but your is only ASDF

I'm going to blast your shit, and kill you like Jeff

Your music is about ASDF, Eddsworld, and other crap

Come over here and SUCK my big long nap

It's time for you to lose, but you better get screwed

Smosh is better then you but you can also lose


LilDeuceDeuce:

ALRIGHT, It's time to beat this bitch who makes dumb stuff

If you have a lame dog, call him my pet, Lump.

All you d…






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Ccarbe6062 Ccarbe6062 27 February 2014
1

Shadow the Hedgehog VS Giroro

Written by KennethH5 & Chris Carbery


Beat produced by Pavel Beats

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQPBXnZp2C0


Chris Carbery as Shadow, Giroro, and Sergeant Calhoun


Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG!

VS!

GIRORO!

BEGIN!


Shadow:

What the hell am i battling against a frog

Guess what Giroro, you will be my hog

I don't give a crap about your lame tv show

You were made in Asian because soon you will be my hoe

I will fucking kick you out the door when this battle is over

You don't love kids because you don't have a 4-leaf clover

You're always pissed at your sergeant, so...

I'll spank your ass just like you did to Keroro!


Giroro:

Why the hell are you here battling against me?

You look like a dog so you should go flee

I hate you so much, so why don'…






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Ccarbe6062 Ccarbe6062 16 February 2014
0

Aqua Teen Hunger Force VS Team Chaotix

written by KennetH5

http://www.youtube.com/kennethh5


beat produced by Allrounda Productions

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykA9vijD5G8


Chris Carbery as Master Shake, Frylock, Meatwad,

Espio, Charmy, & Vector


Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY


AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE


VS


TEAM CHAOTIX


BEGIN



Meatwad: Were battling against Sonic's team because were going to win


They should put theirself back in the bin

Frylock: You fuckers dont know Sonic, but you should die


We were the best of the best, so dont lie

Master Shake: You are not better, our show was started 14 years ago


Now that we are the best, you guys are now my hoe

Frylock: You think we should defeat them

Meatwad: Yes we should dude


When we tell Carl, you guys are so screwed


Vector: Are you kidding, this is who are we ba…















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KennethH5Wikia123 KennethH5Wikia123 10 February 2014
0

Earthworm Jim VS Invader Zim Lyrics

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

INVADER ZIM

VERSUS

EARTHWORM JIM

BEGIN



  • 1 Invader Zim 
  • 2 Earthworm Jim
  • 3 Invader Zim
  • 4 Earthworm Jim


Well well well, what do we have here

A fucking little worm who is a queere

You may have been awesome, but my show was the best

Your game was so stupid, you should be in REST

My show got cancelled because people hate me

Your just a worm that can fucking rap? JEEZE!

I got git here to also destroy you

Your nothing but a pig you WORM HERO JEW

Don't go "psycrow" on me! You just can't even get rid of a cow!

Your puppy 'bout to beat the shit outta you, if you did something terrible to him! OW!

I AM ZIM, BITCH! Prepare to be doomed by my garden gnomes!

And then, I'll send you to the fucking moose room! (GIR: I LOVE THIS SHOW!)




Hello Invader Zom, …







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Ccarbe6062 Ccarbe6062 9 February 2014
0

Earthworm Jim VS Invader Zim

written by KennethH5 & Chris Carbery


beat produced by Rar3Fox

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZouZUc5D9Y


Chris Carbery as Earthworm Jim & Invader Zim


Lyrics:


EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY



EARTHWORM JIM

VS

INVADER ZIM

BEGIN



  • 1 Invader Zim 
  • 2 Earthworm Jim
  • 3 Invader Zim
  • 4 Earthworm Jim


Well well well, what do we have here

A fucking little worm who is a queer

You may have been awesome, but my show was the best

Your game was so stupid, you should be in REST

Don't go "psycrow" on me! You just can't even get rid of a cow!

Your puppy's about to beat the shit outta you, if you did something terrible to him! OW!

I AM ZIM, BITCH! Prepare to be doomed by my garden gnomes!

And then, I'll send you to the fucking moose room! (GIR: I LOVE THIS SHOW!)




Hello Invader Zom, you pathetic …













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Ccarbe6062 Ccarbe6062 4 February 2014
0

Trixie Lulamoon VS Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason

written by Chris Carbery


beat produced by Danny Bense


Chris Carbery as Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason & Trixie Lulamoon


Lyrics:

EPIC... RAP... BATTLES OF HISTORY

KYLE BLOODWORTH-THOMASON

VS

TRIXIE LULAMOON

BEGIN


Trixie:

All hail the great and powerful Trixie! (Not in Canterlot!)

I'm not even sure if you're classically trained or self-taught,

but you are expelled from Milkweed by Professor Flan, and got sent

in an real school with two retarded idiots!

Because you turned him into an rasberry flan, like no other,

And now you're Hank's former class eraser-er.

You're the conjurer to the end, so no one's even interested.

You're just more like the shittiest pre-teen wizard of the planet.


Kyle:

Please tremble, and give it up for Kyle! And scene.

I'll bitch-slap this so-calle…






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Ccarbe6062 Ccarbe6062 1 February 2014
0

Ben Drowned vs Sonic.EXE

written by SmellMehFeet and Chris Carbery


Chris Carbery as Sonic.EXE, Ben Drowned,

Herobrine, SuicideMouse.AVI, & UBOA


LYRICS:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

BEN DROWNED

VS

SONIC.EXE

BEGIN


Sonic.EXE:

What should I say Before I tear this gay elf to shreds

I haunt worldwide You can only be bought in yard sales and sheds 

Your statue's always warping All over the place

And I know you only got a day left But this battle ain't a race

You think people find you scary In your green dress and tights

But I overtook Smile Dog Giving everyone sleepless nights

I am a real game ghost You're just some fat loser's mod

I think it's time for you to surrender I AM GOD. 


BEN DROWNED:

You're God, huh? Nice to meet you My name is Atheist- bitch please!

If no-one believes you what's th…





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