Courage the Cowardly Dog vs Luigi's Mansion
Luigi:
Mamma mia, Cartoon Network just got more dark than I would think
Going up against an cowardly dog? What is this, the Mystery Inc.?
It's funny when it comes to talking dogs in cartoon history
I'll send you to the Dark Moon just like your mom and daddy
Each time you're more afraid than me, you're always left out from your place
And believe me, that makes you the bigger Chicken from Outer Space
You've been a very bad puppy, go to your doggy day care
E. Gadd proclaims "You're not perfect", ain't that such a nightmare?
Courage:
Haven't you heard? Ghostbusters are the first ones who came along
The dust bunnies are gone, but why does this plumber still got that vacuum on?
This ain't some Mario Party contest, but allow me to roll the dice?
Besides how E…
Invader Zim vs Usapyon
Usapyon:
Feels like I’m a-fixin’ to a hip-hop kinda fight and then win it, too
Of course, I wouldn’t mind taking down this Irken wannabe down like BBQ
You can’t even succeed in your home planet while I do my space duty lightly
I’m the Tallest, and you’re the shortest when it comes to been Almighty
No need for a Chicky Licky meal, try some fries before you “ketchup”
You ain’t enough to be my Faux, your ego is always Lil’, Kappa
Enough with them pants and notice how bad you’re acting
This fight is what I sound like when I’m the only one laughing
Invader Zim:
Prepare to meet your moosey fate into this vile, lyrical bargain!
Me, Zim, going up to a bunny version of Marvin the Martian?
This ain’t some Looney Tunes sketch, so I’ll make this clear like never…
Kim Possible vs Spy Kids
poster made by Chris Carbery
written by Walls & Chris Carbery
beat produced by EDXBeats
"https://soundcloud.com/edx-beats/press-start"
Chris Carbery as Ron Stoppable
Jowin (Chris' mom) as Camen Cortex & Kim Possible
Walls as Juni Cortez
Lyrics:
CCARBE6062 RAP BATTLES!
KIM POSSIBLE & RON STOPPABLE
VERSUS
CARMEN & JUNI CORTEZ!
BREAK IT DOWN
SPY KIDS:
Carmen: Are those the new spies? Oh wait, it’s just two fighting nerds
Juni: Come on! Are they always finding themselves absurd?
If you both don’t mind, you should get some better lives
And another thing, you barely even know your own rights
Carmen: No time for cheerleaders here, just stick to being stalkers
We shouldn’t have to be your rivals like Bonnie Rockwalker
Juni: You’re the real Drakken, Ronald, not just s…
The Grim Reaper vs Dracula
poster made by Chris Carbery
written by Silent & Chris Carbery
beat produced by Beatg33kz
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFaWtHTahWk"
Chris Carbery as Grim & Dracula
Lyrics:
(Billy & Mandy intro)
CCARBE6062 RAP BATTLES!
DRACULA
VS
GRIM
BREAK IT DOWN!
Grim Reaper:
I don’t know how many monsters you send straight in your “hotel”
But alas, I most certainly had the most deadly lines to tell
You've had so many different incarnations, for as much as I see
that your name and past is practically and mentally more dead than me
No one wants to hear the “Zing” stuff, they all looked over Scary Godmother
I’ll leave you with my Underfist and my scythe, ya got that, brother?
You’re a pain in the neck, like how Adam Sandler made your dialogue
I know you don’t say Bleh Ble…
The Boss Baby vs Rugrats
poster made by Chris Carbery
written by Chris Carbery & Silent
beat produced by Tristan on the Track
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXV9YGh4X9Q "
Silent as Tommy Pickles
Jowin (Chris's mom) as Angelica Pickles
Chris Carbery as the Boss Baby
Lyrics:
CCARBE6062 RAP BATTLES!
THE BOSS BABY!
VERSUS!
TOMMY PICKLES!
BREAK IT DOWN!
Tommy Pickles:
I'm only 1 year old, and yet I'm still more All Grown Up than you
A baby dissing you is what a baby like me is gonna do
Face it, boy. I'm Ruthless and Toothless, so I'll Bald-win this fight!
Did you lost your rattle? Well, turns out it just doesn't fit you right
Look at yourself! You're just some weird-looking Stewie Griffin in a suit
One other thing, your plot is somehow even much worse than your attitude
I'm spitting ver…
Plankton vs Cortex
poster made by Chris Carbery
written by Chris Carbery & Silent
beat produced by D-Maestro
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HORHShHQb8c "
Chris Carbery as Sheldon J. Plankton
Silent as Doctor Neo Cortex
Lyrics:
CCARBE6062 RAP BATTLES!
CORTEX!
VERSUS!
PLANKTON!
BREAK IT DOWN!
Plankton:
After all of my years of plotting and scheming, I never clearly expect
to fight someone like you who always has the letter N on their forehead
Compared to how I went to college, you're barely even quite evil
Even if you’re ten times the size of earth, I can still squash you like a beetle!
If you try fito-ing Plankton, it's guaranteed that you'll "crash" and burn
I'm spitting verbal bullets like Pinstripe, better call up the Komondo Brothers
(Painty: Are you ready, kids?) GOOD! I…
Experiement 626 (Stitch) vs XJ-9 (Jenny)
poster made by Aaron Peters
written by Chris Carbery & Silent
beat produced by VinnyO
"https://soundcloud.com/vinnyot/repetition "
Chris Carbery as Stitch
Jowin (Chris' mom) as XJ-9
Lyrics:
CCARBE6062 RAP BATTLES!
XJ-9: JENNY!
VERSUS!
626: STITCH!
BREAK IT DOWN!
XJ-9:
Okay, let’s say I could hardly recall why I need to get to know you
But even with Lilo and Nani, you sure have some anger issues
To think I rather be in the mall than to just take down experiments
Still, I could try to put your harsh, cruel bickering to an end
I’m taking you out! Call this fight: “The Flow from a Teenage Robot”
First, Jumba made you, then teams up with Pleakey, wasn’t that enough?
The point is how your anime happened after you've met your master
Therefore, your whole story betwe…
Lightning McQueen vs Herbie (REMASTERED)
written by KennethH5 & Chris Carbery
beat produced by Beatg33kz
Christopher Carbery as Lightning McQueen
Zaloxitah as Herbie
Lyrics:
Lightning McQueen:
KA-CHOW! Come on now! Let's see who I'm facing in this verbal race
Going against a Love Bug, huh? And I thought Chick was a bigger disgrace
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Lightning McQueen:
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Herbie:
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tba
Hash Slinging Slasher vs Audrey II
written by Chris Carbery
beats produced by The Unbeatables
(false intro) & bigkidrant3
"https://soundcloud.com/bigkidrant3official/a-little-rap-beat-i-created "
Chris Carbery as Audrey II (& Richard)
358blackdayz as Hash Slinging Slasher
Lyrics:
(Why are the nightmares from my childhood coming back to HAUNT ME?!)
CCARBE6062 RAP BATTLES!
SEYMOUR KRELBORN!
VERSUS!
SQUIDWARD--
Audrey II: [spoken: HAH! I didn't think so...]
Hope you won't mind if I take down BOTH the Krusty Krab and the Chum Bucket
I'm the most fearful talking predator, Kenny the Shark can go suck it
Wait, you, the host of this now? Well, I say "Hi Brother!"
Now, let's see what's in store for the Mean Green Mother.
Hash Slinging Slasher:
You answered the phone, now the lights are off as you can…
We Bare Bears vs Ed Edd n Eddy
poster made by Aaron Peters
written by 385blackdayz & Chris Carbery
beat produced by Ryini Beats
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKR4NERNHPQ "
Chris Carbery as Grizz & Ed
????? as Panda & Eddy
Zaloxitah as Ice Bear & Edd
Lyrics:
CCARBE6062 RAP BATTLES!
WE BARE BEARS!
VERSUS!
ED EDD N EDDY!
BREAK IT DOWN!
We Bare Bears:
Grizz: .
Panda: .
Ice Bear: .
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Panda: .
Grizz: .
ALL: .
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Ed Edd n Eddy:
Ed: .
Edd: .
Eddy: .
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Edd: .
Ed: .
ALL: .
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[cut scene to Ice Bear getting hit by a tree, then broke character into Ice B
while Ed got himself dressed up as Lothar the Viking]
Ice Bear (Ice B):
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Ed (Lothar):
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WHO WON THIS BATTLE?
THAT IS UP TO YOU!
CCARBE6062-- (Hashtag Ice Bear for President)
(SHUT UP!) RAP BATTLES!
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Doraemon vs Garfield
poster made by Aaron Peters
written by 358Blackdayz & Chris Carbery
beat produced by UnderGroundRapBeats "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg0pRN4l-a8 "
Chris Carbery as Garfield & Doraemon
Zaloxitah as Garzooka
Lyrics:
CCARBE6062 RAP BATTLES!
GARFIELD!
VERSUS!
DORAEMON!
BREAK IT DOWN!
Garfield:
What a big fat hairy deal that I had to put up with you
But I guess wrecking this blue dude would be a perfect view
I hate you so much more than Odie, even on Mondays
One of those days, it'll be much easier to beat you on a Sunday
If there's something about anime that I have to question,
it's because of wrathful mothers who had too many aggressions!
And you know what? Let's face it! You're messing with the MC Big G
Why don't you try to diss me now? I needed to get som…
Speedy Gonzales vs Swiper the Fox
poster made by Aaron Peters
written by Aaron Peters & Chris Carbery
beat produced by Allrounda Productions
"https://soundcloud.com/allrounda/instrumental-planet-hiphop-beat-by-allrounda"
Chris Carbery as Speedy Gonzales & Slowpoke (cameo)
Zaloxitah as Swiper the Fox
Kuba Bańdura as Elmer Fudd (cameo)
Lyrics:
CCARBE6062 RAP BATTLES!
SPEEDY!
VERSUS!
...ahem. Swiper again.
BREAK IT DOWN!
Speedy:
¡Ándale, arriba! They don't make rhymes like they used to
The fox is out of the box with no socks? Well, where's Doctor Seuss?!
They call me Speedy 'cause I'm fast, even Wile E has no clue, boy
The gloves and bandana are coming off from you, go back to your toys
To be honest, you just ain't in the Map from the Backpack, bro
Just from breaking the fourth wall like any ot…
Larry Daley vs Mike Schmidt
poster made by Aaron Peters
written by Kuba Bańdura & Chris Carbery
beat produced by Beatg33kz
Zaloxitah as Larry Dalley
Chris Carbery as Mike Schmidt
Lyrics:
CCARBE6062 RAP BATTLES!
(the real series premiere)
LARRY DALEY!
VERSUS!
MIKE SCHMIDT!
BEGIN!
Larry Daley:
From Daley Devices to the microphone, you can call me MC Daley
I Glow-in-the-dark with this flashlight, so go ahead, try to beat me!
Roaring bars like Rex while dropping them while you've tried to hide
I rather leave here without question before you get a chance to strike
To be clear, you’re the worst guard whose standing in my shadow, Bonnie!
Keep your feet Stiller, because your whole career is a no-go, buddy!
You should stick to the Sister Location, Mister Eggs Benedict
'Cause you were Left Behind…
Disney vs Nintendo vs Nickelodeon vs SEGA
written by Chris Carbery
beats produced by Ryini Beats "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_ZvKzQQYUM" & DJ Ray "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vilYFuPXQ0w"
Chris Carbery as Mickey Mouse, Super Mario,
SpongeBob SquarePants, & Sonic the Hedgehog
Zaloxitah as Emmet
WoodenHornets as Patrick Star (cameo)
Mancha as Squidward (cameo)
Lyrics:
CCARBE6062 RAP BATTLES!
MICKEY MOUSE! VERSUS! SUPER MARIO!
VERSUS! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
VERSUS! SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!
BREAK IT DOWN!
Mickey Mouse:
Hiya, everbody! You can call me Mickey Mouse,
although it might be a bit rude to intrude in my clubhouse...
But bring someone else to fight, I can cross anyone who loathes me!
Sponges, hedgehogs, & plumbers? What is this, a calamity?
You tried your best to succeed but ja didn't get …
Yo-kai Watch vs Undertale
poster/thumbnail made by Aaron Peters
written by DannyPlaysGames & Chris Carbery
beats produced by YKSNØY, Kustom, Beatg33kz, Jackson Beatz, Allrounda Productions, & TCustomz Productionz
Zaloxitah as Frisk, Ben Tennyson & Darwin
Chris Carbery as Nate Adams, Steven Universe, Dipper Pines, Gumball, Clarence & Milo Murphy
LYRICS:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
THE SERIES FINALE! (parody)
YO-KAI WATCH!
VERSUS!
UNDERTALE!!!!!!!!!!
BEGIN!
Frisk:
I hold my pacifist senses just how I fill myself with power
Until they sent me against the grandson of a self-centered heroic coward
Here's a reason you can't stand my Determination that you'll fulfill
Your grade point average is as bad as your social skills
The Spear of Justice I built is just so sick with these bars I w…
Wirt & Greg vs Billy & Mandy
poster made by Aaron Peters
written by DannyPlaysGames & Chris Carbery
beat produced by Chuki Beats
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tpJcqvk8NI"
Chris Carbery as Wirt, Billy, & Irwin(cameo)
Zaloxitah as Greg & Mandy
LYRICS:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
BILLY AND MANDY!
VERSUS!
WIRT AND GREG!
BEGIN!
Wirt and Greg:
(Greg) So it comes to Grim Adventures like these, but those two ain't so handy
(Wirt) We’re making Billy frown with his friend, so we won’t play Fair, Mandy
(BOTH) We're going down to the Garden Wall from the Big Boogey Adventure
Like your video game, you both made such incomplete amateurs!
(Wirt) So go ahead and Meet another Reaper, (Greg) Trying to win is A Dumb Wish, man
(Wirt) Your rhymes are as pretty as his frog (Greg) Like him, we’ll take …
Winnie the Pooh vs Little Bear
poster made by Zaloxitah
written by DannyPlaysGames, Henry Jones & Chris Carbery
beat produced by Piezo Element
Chris Carbery as Pooh Bear
Zaloxitah as Little Bear
Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
LITTLE BEAR!
VS!
POOH BEAR!
BEGIN!
Winnie the Pooh:
Time for something sweet unlike honey and Robin's from Christopher
What Will Little Bear Wear? Probably these disses I stirred
Burn you Down to Ashes with my disses, your attempts just make me hurl
So I’ll leave you depressed like Eeyore, because now you’re in my Disney World
When We Were Very Young, just like you, we knew you couldn’t be able to spit
But Now We Are Six and nothing has changed since
Pooh Oughta Be In Pictures, since my rhymes are surely a treat
Leave you in depressing imagination, then leave y…
Jibanyan vs Meowth
written by Chris Carbery & DannyPlayGames
beat produced by VerumeMusic
Zaloxitah as Jibanyan
Chris Carbery as Meowth
Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
MEOWTH!
VERSUS!
JIBANYAN! (victory)
BEGIN!
Jibanyan:
Wanna fight me? Nyo problem! I'll make sure you'll lose among this furry rap
You've never heard of spare the paw and spoil the child, so call me Mr. Crabbycat
You wanna diss the Nyanyan All Stars, I’d send you blasting off like it was your crew
This’ll be your Nyext and last defeat, like Alolan, I’m here to leave you blue
Dissing you out with Paws of Fury, you’ll meet this Fist of the North Star
So you can watch me dump you like Meowzie dumped you really hard
Go back to Team Rocket, because I think you're losing your very own Nyaight, nyan
I'll show mor…
Tarzan vs Tak
poster made by Primetec
written by Chris Carbery & ChaoProductions
beat produced by Cristal Beats
Chris Carbery as Tarzan
ChaoProductions as Tak
Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
TARZAN!
VERSUS!
TAK!
BEGIN!
Tak:
Watch as Tak attacks this savage right back to stone age
With the power of Juju, my rhymes hit you like a ray
The Great Juju Rap Challenge is now eventually in session
Haven't you heard? People like you can't even understand civilization
I ain't no savage, I'm a hero, and now I'm just really getting started too
When it comes to Nicktoons, I'm the reason why there are no Globs of Doom
I don't need to practice the art of Juju to beat this bitch so wild and manly
Hell, even your raps are even more re-hashed that your series!
Tarzan:
I've become iconic …
Nicktoons Unite vs TMNT (Ninja Turtle sequel)
poster made by Primetec
beat produced by D-Maestro
written by ChaoProductions & Chris Carbery
Chris Carbery as SpongeBob SquarePants & Leonardo
ChaoProductions as Timmy Turner & Michelangelo
Zaloxitah as Jimmy Neutron & Donnie
Primetec as Danny Phantom & Raphael
Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
SPONGEBOB, DANNY, TIMMY, & JIMMY!
VERSUS!
THE TMNT!
BEGIN!
Nicktoons Unite:
SpongeBob: I'm ready! I'm ready! Let's do this right now!
Danny: Going ghost, but before that, I'll go Boom Boom Pow
It's the quartet of Nicktoons against these freaks Out of the Shadows
SpongeBob: Unlike this Atlantis Squarepantis, your rhymes will start to blow!!
Danny: Unlike all the work people put through, you're more than just freaks
SpongeBob: Bubble Technique, anyone? 'Cause we'll…
Bill Cipher vs Slappy
poster made by Aaron Peters
written by Chris Carbery & Primetec
beats produced by Tristan on the Track & Beatg33kz
Zaloxitah as Bill Cipher
Chris Carbery as Slappy
Primetec as Flowey
Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
SLAPPY!
VERSUS!
BILL CIPHER!
BEGIN!
Bill Cipher:
I thought I was dead, but the madness has begun once again
So listen up, you Muppet reject, before this flow starts to end
I'll make a deal with you, but that would be unaccepting, man
You're so screwed up in the head, call it a mental Weirdmageddon!
One eye to see you'll lose, I'll make sure you fall like gravity
I'll show you real fear, and unlike your actor, you have no tenacity!
You're such a dummy, it's in your name, change it to "Night of the Living Outcast",
Your victory is scalene, I ju…
Luna vs Elsa
written by Chris Carbery
poster made by Primetec
https://soundcloud.com/will-vanderberry
beat produced by Kustom
Primetec as Princess Luna
Kelcey Carbery as Queen Elsa
Chris Carbery as Olaf
Lyrics:
- Let it Go piano intro*
- beat starts*
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
PRINCESS LUNA!
VS!
QUEEN ELSA!
BEGIN!
Luna:
It looks like it appears that we shall fight like girls at last
By that time you were cursed by ice, girl, were you mad at that?
No matter though, don't Let it Go, because very soon
I can be evil, that's why somepony used to call me Nightmare Moon
What happened to you, were you foolish to think you're free?
Girl, not ever since you locked yourself up in your room with insanity
For the First Time in Forever, and at the end of the last time
You can't even control…
SwaySway & Buhdeuce vs Mac & Bloo
poster made by Aaron Peters
written by Chris Carbery
beat produced by Kustom
Chris Carbery as Buhdeuce, Mac, & Bread Maker
Zaloxitah as Bloo & Bloo Superdude
8_Bit_Brony as SwaySway
Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
SWAYSWAY AND BUHDEUCE!
VS!
MAC AND BLOOREGARD!
BEGIN!
Mac & Bloo:
Mac: Are you exactly seeing this, Bloo? They want to go up against us
Bloo: Well, it seems that we'll tell them how much we can step on ducks
Mac: Don't need candy to get all crazed, | Bloo: and hyper around these Introducktions
Both: 'Cause it's about time for the true Destination Imagination
You called yourselves Breadwinners, but we're sure that you'll lose
Mac: I have a report with straight A's, so let us teach you some bad news
Bloo: It's hotter than Topeka with the Lava Mo…
Jack Skellington vs Frosty the Snowman CHRISTMAS RAP BATTLE
Chris Carbery as Frosty & Jack Skellington
beat produced by Jace D. BeatsTV
written by Chris Carbery
Frosty:
Happy birthday, Mr. Jack! Are you new here?
You may be the Pumpkin King, but I'm the son of Winter
I almost feel sorry for you of how you replaced Santa
It turns out you're depressed over some of Oogie's bugs
It's another legend of me, what else would you know?
You don't even deserve to just put on a whole show
When it comes to making children happy, they're right they call me jolly
What's wrong now, why can't you even listen to Sally?
Jack:
What's This? What's This? An magical snowman?
Dude, there are reasons why you should be call Mr. Snow-fag
I've grown so tired of your rhymes, they're the same old thing
You can't even compare to the Pumpkin Kin…
PaRappa vs Snoopy
poster made by Aaron Peters
written by Chris Carbery
Chris Carbery as PaRappa
Kelcey Carbery as Lammy
Zaloxitah as Snoopy
beats produced by Lobster Music & LostInScores
Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
PSASBR Announcer: PARAPPA THE RAPPER!
HERE COMES THE NEW CHALLENGER!
Linus: The famous World War I Flying Ace.
PSASBR Announcer: READY?
FIGHT!
Snoopy:
Lesson 1 starts right about now, but it ain't gonna be happy
'Cause while you hang out with Sunny, I hang out with Fifi
You almost dissed K.K. Slider, but he didn't get more than me
This furry Flying Ace shall have you Woodstocked so badly
I'll start to Block Turn Kick and then step on your ass
Even without the funky flow, or the flour into the bowl, YEAH!
Bring on the soup dish, the cup, and the bacon, now f…
We Bare Bears vs Minions
poster made by Zaloxitah
written by Chris Carbery
beat produced by EDXBeats
Chris Carbery as Grizzly, Ice Bear, Kevin, Stuart, Rabbids, Bob & Panda
Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
GRIZZ, PAN-PAN, & ICE BEAR!
VS!
KEVIN, STUART, & BOB!
BEGIN!
We Bare Bears:
(Grizz) OK, this video is gonna show you how to rap better
So let's teach Gru's pests a lesson, because we're BEARS!
(Pan-Pan) Wait a minute, my phone's not working... actually forget it
I'll just have to let Ice Bear get to the whole bottom of this
(Ice Bear) [fast rap] Furry, lovelable, all the same
You three are better with no phosphate
Ice Bear wants justice on these freaks
Going apeshit like a spider monkey
(Grizz) [normal rap] We don't need Chloe for this job to keep on rapping
(Pan-Pan) Well, how…
Shadow vs Twilight 3
written by Chris Carbery
Chris Carbery as Twilight Sparkle, Shadow the Hedgehog, Silver, & Principal PC(South Park)
beat produced by Tristan on the Track
Lyrics:
Shadow: *spoken: This is it, Twilight, for the very last time. The ultimate life forms between Station Square & Ponyville. Because I am Shadow, Shadow the Hedgehog.*
Epic Rap Battles of History...
Shadow the Hedgehog...
VS...
aaahh..... TWILIGHT SPARKLE!
THE FINAL ROUND!!!!
BEGIN!
Twilight Sparkle:
Wanna lose again? Well then, go ahead, bring it on!
I beaten ya two times before, and you gotta move on, so what?
Last year was gonna be perfect, 'till you went to the Sonic Boom
When it comes to witchcraft, I'm the one that's so renewed
*transforms into Rainbow Power Twilight*
Dan can't even handle Pin…
Zim vs Keroro vs Crypto SEASON 3 FINALE
written by Chris Carbery
beat produced by Chaoscontrol Luigi, F117 Records, Troy Marvel, MrSmoothBeatz, Austin Forney, PjCOfficial, Allrounda Productions, Dizzla D Beatz, & Dj FhyQ
Chris Carbery as Zim, Keroro, Crypto, Stitch, Wall-E, Marvin, Oh, ET, Fugitoid, & The Doctors(10th, 11th, & 12th)
Kelcey Carbery(Chris' sister) as Samus
Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
THE 3RD SEASON FINALE, BITCHES!
KERORO!
VS!
ZIM!
VS!
CRYPTO!
BEGIN!
Crypto:
The Crypto is back, so listen up closely, yo
It's time for me to take revenge from Moleman's last battle
Also, what's with that frog man? He's so misguided
Since he's started going apeshit over some "Pekoponians"
You have pigs of doom, Zim? I defeated many robo-squids
Destroying all humans, and those lame excuses of ali…
Escargoon's Distress vs Trouble in Dreamland
written by Chris Carbery
Chris Carbery as Escargoon's Distress, Trouble in Dreamland, Abandoned by Disney, Polybius, BRVR, Evil Otto, Rainbow Factory, & Sweet Apple Massacre(cameo)
poster made by Aaron Peters
https://www.facebook.com/aaron.peters.796569
beats produced by YourRapBeatsTV, ?, ?, DJ Blazy, StylezT10, & ?
Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
TROUBLE IN DREAMLAND!
VS!
ESCARGOON'S DISTRESS!
BEGIN!
Escargoon's Distress:
You will pay, you feathered monster, for what you've got me on
Why would you hurt me so bad? What have you've fucking done?!
Soon, you'll end up like me, flying across the halls and stairs
And this time, YOUR injuries shall be brusing, and a dislocated arm
I don't wanna lose from the likes of you! Never! Not even at all!
You left …
Mr. Game & Watch vs Steve
written by Chris Carbery
Chris Carbery as Mr. Game and Watch, Steve, Emmet, & Duck Hunt
poster made by KennethH5
beat produced by KNiCE
Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
STEVE!
VERSUS!
MR. GAME AND WATCH
BEGIN!
Steve:
This is it, Game and Watch, it is now my turn to shine!
This ain't Blue's Clues, just the flow within my rhymes
Enough with your numbers and your bell ringing, so just stop
Best pocket power? Well, it won't be when you're fucked!
I'll blow you up like a Creeper, 'till you're walking like a Zombie
You'll end up in the Nether, and I won't give you recovery!
Hell, even the Enderdragon had to bring more than two Freddy's
You use button cell batteries? HA! I was in the Xbox 360!
Mr. Game & Watch:
Coming from the Smash series, it's the guy with the…
Doraemon vs Oggy
written by Chris Carbery
poster made by KennethH5
beat produced by Shadowville
Chris Carbery as Oggy & Doraemon
Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
OGGY!
VS!
DORAEMON!
BEGIN!
Doraemon:
So, did I scare you or what? Wait, I didn't? Well, whatever
I'll start dissing this Felix dummy from the jackass Town of Lavender
Swatting you so bad unlike them cockroaches you REALLY HATE
Oggy? More like Cocky! Take it easy with that now, posthaste!
Were you supposed to Stand By that pussy brother named Jack?
Now that things had gone apeshit from the Stone Age! YA MAD?
Whatever Magnon, Prince, Watson, or Oggy-Wan,
I really hope I didn't had a chance just to have sex with Olivia
Oggy:
Doraemon? I didn't think you shouldn't exist, but what the hey?
I mean, this blue furry Roli …
Willy Wonka vs King Dedede 2
written by Chris Carbery
beat produced by Audio Network
Chris Carbery as Willy Wonka, King Dedede, & Rick Grimes(cameo)
Lyrics:
Epic Rap Battles of History...
Willy Wonka...
versus...
KING DEDEDE!
2!
BEGIN!
King Dedede:
The suffering of others is the most amusing thing there is, BUT...
Keep calm and go for King Dedede, because now here I come!
How sad that you were kicked out from your terrible dentist for a dad
You would be distracted when I made you thought it was a flying giraffe
I'm the next Mr. T, and this time, I'm gonna pity the fool
Me, an loser from the likes of ya? How very unacceptable!
I mean, really! I'm supposed to despite my greed and selfishness
Just so you haven't noticed, I'm the exact main antagonist
Call me Meta Knight, because I'm slicin…
Pokémon Trainers vs Angry Birds
written by KennethH5 & Chris Carbery
Poster made by ZaloFTW
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Zalo/753317491455206
https://soundcloud.com/zaloxitah
beat produced by Allrounda
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AcMxFscC5U
Chris Carbery as Red Bird, Chuck,
Red Trainer, Blue Trainer, Bomb, Gary Oak,
Stella & Ash Ketchum
Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
ANGRY BIRDS!
VS!
POKEMON TRAINERS!
BEGIN!
Red Trainer:
Gotta catch 'em all, but first, it's our turn to diss these feather heads
Because pretty soon, they'll get blasted off unlike the Team Rocket
Blue Trainer:
Pissed off at the pigs after they stole your eggs? Not so suprising
But for now on, after this, you'll be right Under our Pigstruction
Gary Oak:
You think you're special along with The Blues, Matilda, Terence,…
Fanboy & Chum Chum vs Phineas & Ferb
written by BroCheck and Chris Carbery
beat produced by Tristan on the Track https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fu3EGJywpms
Chris Carbery as Phineas, Ferb, Fanboy & Chum Chum
Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
Fanboy and Chum Chum
vs
Phineas and Ferb
BEGIN
Phineas Flynn:
Hey Ferb, I know what we're going to do today!
Let's get creative against this pair and show them a real set of brains!
Ferb Flecter:
I'll be worthy as my post again, so you better listen up
What kind of hero drives someone as crazy as fuck?
Phineas Flynn:
No wonder your show has so many reruns from NickToons
With the Chomp from the Chimp, you're as weird as Boog, dude
Ferb Flecter:
Screw the Frosty Mart, we're the ones that'll give you brain freeze
And your adventures, they aren’t even wort…
Hash-Slinging Slasher vs Jeff the Killer
written by Chris Carbery
beats produced by FrameBeats, DRealCell, Jimmy Spector,
BG The Iceberg, marioking983, Raisi K, JakeWilliamsTV,
Gambeat808, FrameBeats, texasmadecruz,
UnderGroundBeats, & Jeremy Crews
Chris Carbery as Hash-Slinging Slasher, Jeff the Killer, Squidward's Suicide,
SlenderMan, Chucky, Tails Doll, Freddy Fazbear,
Courage the Cowardly Dog Lost Episode, Skin Taker, Eyeless Jack,
Happy Appy, Tony the Talking Clock,
Torture (Phineas and Ferb CREEPYPASTA) & MissingNo
KennethH5 as Creepybloom & Paige the Notebook
Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
HASH-SLINGING SLASHER!
VS!
JEFF THE KILLER!
BEGIN!
Jeff the Killer:
Go to sleep... your afterlife's about to end
I'll slice your ass harder than you cut off your own hand
Whatcha gonna do, flick the l…
Stewie Griffin vs Eric Cartman
written by KennethH5 & Chris Carbery
poster made by Stofferex
Chris Carbery as Stewie Griffin & Eric Cartman
KennethH5 as Bart Simpson
beat produced by Tristan on the Track
Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
STEWIE GRIFFIN
VS!
ERIC CARTMAN!
BEGIN!
Eric Cartman:
Going down to South Park, gonna have myself a time
Go down to there, Stew, and meet some friends of mine
You're just a British deep-voiced kid who's Brian's "best friend"
Go back to your father named Peter! You're trying to make yourself upset!
Sometimes, I HATE some things like that time at my first damn road trip!
I'll make you return what you have stolen from me, BITCH!
You're gotta steal the Stick of Truth? You'll might found THAT absurd
Me dissing you is more like someone killed Kenny!
Kyle: YOU…
Sonic Heroes vs TMNT
written by KennethH5, Anthony Small, & Chris Carbery
beat produced by Aero-P Beats
Chris Carbery as Sonic, Knuckles,
Raphael, Leonardo, Michelangelo, & Donatello
KennethH5 as Miles "Tails" Prower
Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
VS
Sonic Heroes
BEGIN
Leonardo:
COWABUNGA! SEGA is about to get served!
Listen carefully, son, I'll give you a cut like the Shredder
Just like Sonic 06, our NES game may be repetitive as hell
And you can try to beat us ninjas, but it won't end well.
Michelangelo:
Really? Sonic the Hedgehog? Is that a name you can come up?
I see The Flash faster then you, and yet a few of your games really suck!
Master Splinter called, he wants you to just go away
Even your childish fan, Sammy, had to be more annoying …
Swiper the Fox vs Sly Cooper
written by KennethH5 and Chris Carbery
poster made by KennethH5
beat produced by Jordan Beats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiNvdtYr3eo
Chris Carbery as Sly Cooper & Swiper
Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
SLY COOPER!
VS!
- sigh* Swiper
BEGIN!
Swiper the Fox:
Oh man! That's not Dora, or Boots, just another dick!
You're on PlayStation, I'm on Nickelodeon!
Shamefully, cursing you like an woman spider, Contessa
I've never happned to have my own movie, truly, that's wasn't enough
You might fail worse than the loss of my big robotic butterfly
You've beaten Nathan Drake, but I don't care 'bout that, Sly!
Go back to your pyramid right about now,
'cause you're too late! You're never find your victory now!
Sly Cooper:
Are you kidding me? I'm facing a…
Flik vs Z
poster made by KennthH5
written by KennethH5 & Chris Carbery
Chris Carbery as Flik & Z
beat produced by THAIBEATS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJcXsqKWHGU
Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
FLIK
VS
Z
BEGIN!
Z:
Okay, now let's see, what do we even have here?
An inventor who hired circus bugs are not really "WARRIORS"?
Well, turns out there was never a sequel to your movie
No one can ever stop the one and only Z
"What a nice suprise", ya think? Well, I don't think so
The only PIXAR film I loved was Finding NEMO!
Like just Herobrine and Bloo said, I just about had it!
We have our movies on VHS, but I don't give a shiiit.
Flik:
I would let you squish me, but you're sure not the Ant Bully
So we are the only ants that are battling, you see?
You're named after the…
Lightning McQueen vs Herbie
written by KennethH5 & Chris Carbery
beat produced by Beatg33kz
Chris Carbery as Lightning McQueen & Herbie
Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
LIGHTNING MCQUEEN!
VERSUS!
HERBIE!
BEGIN!
Lightning McQueen:
LET'S RACE HERBIE, I'm gonna beat you in this race
Your movies make me bored, and you make me a disgrace
The Love Bug was on 1969 and in 1997?
I don't care if your movies are good in heaven
I have 2 movies and a short on DISNEY CHANNEL, BITCH
Heck, Your movies are not awesome and rich like, Rick
I'm out of this battle, so you can't beat me in this battle
YOU HAVE TOO MANY MOVIES, so join my Big cattle
Herbie:
You only have 2 movies, Well that is so stupid
I am back from the hood, and you will get shoot by CUPID
I don't care if your movies are about you racin…
Little Miss Scary vs Vendetta
written by KennethH5 and Chris Carbery
Chris Carbery as Little Miss Scary and Vendetta
beat produced by Jionnemack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGTr4wS_wMI
Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
LITTLE MISS SCARY!
VS!
VENDETTA!
BEGIN!
Little Miss Scary:
Hello, stupid green girl, prepare to play dead
Little Miss Scary is coming at you, because of your BREATH!
I'm better than the other mean people on Cartoon Network
You have a spoon to make fiends, but your still a jerk!
I'm going to SCARE you with my Scary-in-a-box, dipshit
You have nothing to compare to my snake charming kit
Like Jeff the Killer said, you chased little kids in town!
I'm the best scariest person EVER, but you chase people around!
Vendetta:
Scary-in-a-box? Please. I don't b…
Shadow the Hedgehog vs Twilight Sparkle 2
written by KennethH5
beat produced by DH Films
https://soundcloud.com/dvd5671/beat-3-play-hard
Chris Carbery as Shadow & Twilight
Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG
VS
TWILIGHT SPARKLE
2!
BEGIN!
Shadow:
I am battling against a pony again wow This stinks!
You may be Kid friendly, but you BETTER not blink!
I am not going to be friendly if you put magic on Me!
This loser is going to die cause your not the REAL MC!
When this battle is over, I am going to make you hurl
You fag, nobody plays with you you stupid girl!
Let me make you rap, Let's see, you stupid pony Crap!
How about Twilight Dies with a Spell of Magic Nap!
Twilight:
You got to be kidding me, your games makes me cry
Everytime I play Sonic.EXE, It just makes my friends wanna die!
I'll…
Roblox vs Minecraft vs Blockland vs LEGO
written by KennethH5
beat produced by HarryPotter2875
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcaReQNyJvU
Chris Carbery as Everyone
Lyrics:
EPIC! RAP! BATTLES OF HISTORY!
ROBOX VS MINECRAFT VS LEGO VS BLOCKLAND!
BEGIN!
Minecraft:
I'm going to grab my Sword so I can chop your bricky heads off
Minecraft may run from 2010, but your games makes me want to cough
Why do you copy my games to become the popular games in the website
Yes I know, I have more updates, but you will be trapped in the night
ROBLOX:
Minecraft, your games makes me want to copy your own game
I may be terrible, but everyone plays me and nobody wants your fame
Blockland and Lego, you are just losers, so you should be retired forever
Read my book, it is called "Minecraft, Blockland and Lego will never …
Brentalfloss VS LilDeuceDeuce
written by KennethH5
beat produced by OfficialDJSign
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJyGqwmQXjI
Chris Carbery as Brentalfloss & LilDeuceDeuce
Lyrics:
EPIC! RAP! BATTLES! OF HISTORY!
LILDEUCEDEUCE!
VS!
BRENTALFLOSS!
BEGIN!
Brentalfloss:
It's time to kick Todd's ass till this battle is done
You may have been cool, but hey at least i won
My music may be about Video Games, but your is only ASDF
I'm going to blast your shit, and kill you like Jeff
Your music is about ASDF, Eddsworld, and other crap
Come over here and SUCK my big long nap
It's time for you to lose, but you better get screwed
Smosh is better then you but you can also lose
LilDeuceDeuce:
ALRIGHT, It's time to beat this bitch who makes dumb stuff
If you have a lame dog, call him my pet, Lump.
All you d…
Shadow the Hedgehog VS Giroro
Written by KennethH5 & Chris Carbery
Beat produced by Pavel Beats
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQPBXnZp2C0
Chris Carbery as Shadow, Giroro, and Sergeant Calhoun
Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG!
VS!
GIRORO!
BEGIN!
Shadow:
What the hell am i battling against a frog
Guess what Giroro, you will be my hog
I don't give a crap about your lame tv show
You were made in Asian because soon you will be my hoe
I will fucking kick you out the door when this battle is over
You don't love kids because you don't have a 4-leaf clover
You're always pissed at your sergeant, so...
I'll spank your ass just like you did to Keroro!
Giroro:
Why the hell are you here battling against me?
You look like a dog so you should go flee
I hate you so much, so why don'…
Aqua Teen Hunger Force VS Team Chaotix
written by KennetH5
http://www.youtube.com/kennethh5
beat produced by Allrounda Productions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykA9vijD5G8
Chris Carbery as Master Shake, Frylock, Meatwad,
Espio, Charmy, & Vector
Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE
VS
TEAM CHAOTIX
BEGIN
Meatwad:
Were battling against Sonic's team because were going to win
They should put theirself back in the bin
Frylock: You fuckers dont know Sonic, but you should die
We were the best of the best, so dont lie
Master Shake: You are not better, our show was started 14 years ago
Now that we are the best, you guys are now my hoe
Frylock: You think we should defeat them
Meatwad: Yes we should dude
When we tell Carl, you guys are so screwed
Vector: Are you kidding, this is who are we ba…
Earthworm Jim VS Invader Zim Lyrics
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
INVADER ZIM
VERSUS
EARTHWORM JIM
BEGIN
- 1 Invader Zim
- 2 Earthworm Jim
- 3 Invader Zim
- 4 Earthworm Jim
Well well well, what do we have here
A fucking little worm who is a queere
You may have been awesome, but my show was the best
Your game was so stupid, you should be in REST
My show got cancelled because people hate me
Your just a worm that can fucking rap? JEEZE!
I got git here to also destroy you
Your nothing but a pig you WORM HERO JEW
Don't go "psycrow" on me! You just can't even get rid of a cow!
Your puppy 'bout to beat the shit outta you, if you did something terrible to him! OW!
I AM ZIM, BITCH! Prepare to be doomed by my garden gnomes!
And then, I'll send you to the fucking moose room! (GIR: I LOVE THIS SHOW!)
Hello Invader Zom, …
Earthworm Jim VS Invader Zim
written by KennethH5 & Chris Carbery
beat produced by Rar3Fox
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZouZUc5D9Y
Chris Carbery as Earthworm Jim & Invader Zim
Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
EARTHWORM JIM
VS
INVADER ZIM
BEGIN
- 1 Invader Zim
- 2 Earthworm Jim
- 3 Invader Zim
- 4 Earthworm Jim
Well well well, what do we have here
A fucking little worm who is a queer
You may have been awesome, but my show was the best
Your game was so stupid, you should be in REST
Don't go "psycrow" on me! You just can't even get rid of a cow!
Your puppy's about to beat the shit outta you, if you did something terrible to him! OW!
I AM ZIM, BITCH! Prepare to be doomed by my garden gnomes!
And then, I'll send you to the fucking moose room! (GIR: I LOVE THIS SHOW!)
Hello Invader Zom, you pathetic …
Trixie Lulamoon VS Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason
written by Chris Carbery
beat produced by Danny Bense
Chris Carbery as Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason & Trixie Lulamoon
Lyrics:
EPIC... RAP... BATTLES OF HISTORY
KYLE BLOODWORTH-THOMASON
VS
TRIXIE LULAMOON
BEGIN
Trixie:
All hail the great and powerful Trixie! (Not in Canterlot!)
I'm not even sure if you're classically trained or self-taught,
but you are expelled from Milkweed by Professor Flan, and got sent
in an real school with two retarded idiots!
Because you turned him into an rasberry flan, like no other,
And now you're Hank's former class eraser-er.
You're the conjurer to the end, so no one's even interested.
You're just more like the shittiest pre-teen wizard of the planet.
Kyle:
Please tremble, and give it up for Kyle! And scene.
I'll bitch-slap this so-calle…
Ben Drowned vs Sonic.EXE
written by SmellMehFeet and Chris Carbery
Chris Carbery as Sonic.EXE, Ben Drowned,
Herobrine, SuicideMouse.AVI, & UBOA
LYRICS:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
BEN DROWNED
VS
SONIC.EXE
BEGIN
Sonic.EXE:
What should I say Before I tear this gay elf to shreds
I haunt worldwide You can only be bought in yard sales and sheds
Your statue's always warping All over the place
And I know you only got a day left But this battle ain't a race
You think people find you scary In your green dress and tights
But I overtook Smile Dog Giving everyone sleepless nights
I am a real game ghost You're just some fat loser's mod
I think it's time for you to surrender I AM GOD.
BEN DROWNED:
You're God, huh? Nice to meet you My name is Atheist- bitch please!
If no-one believes you what's th…